Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

Sixth year Claudinia Narissa Vitrosis is an outcast. A loner. She lacks the courage to stand up and speak for herself... Well, speak period. She never talks, due to her pureblood wizard fathers abuse. The words 'I Will Not Speak' inscribed into her hand remind her of this every day. But what will happen when she askes Professor Severus Snape, potions master and the bravest and most frightening person Claudinia knows, for lessons on how to stand up and speak up for herself when bullied? They will find how much they have in common, and how little they really know about each other. Severus Snape will find himself helping Claudinia become the brave person she has always aspired to be, and Claudinia will find herself mending the heart of a broken, misinderstood man in ways neither of them ever imagined.

Blake used to be an outgoing kid just like Aaron is now but when he was ten well you’ll find more about that later he stopped talking Blake‘s true friends are the only ones that stayed with him even though he doesn’t talk and they have to be patient with him Blake has really never came out he just always was openly gay. It’s not like if he wanted to come out now he could because he doesn’t talk unless it’s to his sister or Aaron. Blake fall in love with Aaron basically the week he became the way he is now, without Aaron and his sister he has no freaking clue what he would have done to himself Aaron on the other hand claims to be totally straight but very much open to lesbian threesomes. Aaron has always been the player and the star and basically a totally douche except to Blake and Blake’s group of friends. Aarons even a jerk to his so called friends. Another thing he claims to be is Blake’s “brotherly figure” and that’s why he’s so nice and protective over him but really it’s because he wants Blake to be his boyfriend and one day husband. Aaron can’t really pin point a date but he knew from the beginning that Blake-Basil Brooke was his Soul mate for life and no matter what happen in between it was destined to stay that way. Now add in the fact that Aaron is a vampire + unknown to Blake he is one to + a website called Quizilla/Wattpad and you get the totally true cliché story of how they fall in love and out and in again from both lovely point of views.