100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

The book of the most witty comebacks for those sassy bitches

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She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she can never truly escape her tragic past. ***** When Amelia Collins moves to a new town with a new identity, she plans to keep her head down and finish her senior year. But this changes when she runs - literally - into the school's hottest badass, the mysterious and brooding Aiden Parker. Soon, Aiden's friend group is calling Amelia one of their own, and she finds herself balancing her new life while trying to recover from a tragic past. During a school year full of new friends and old rivalries, Amelia finds herself falling for Aiden, who has skeletons of his own. But she has to fight those feelings - after all, all Amelia ever does is run. Can she ever truly escape what she's been running from? Or has she finally found a reason to stop? Book One of the With Me series. | ranked #1 | 08.27.2015| | completed | 08.25.2016| | winner of a Talk of the Town WATTY 2016 | | Winner of The 2016 Fiction Awards "Best Teen Fiction"

Fairy Tail Winter Wattys Award Gray/Erza Category Best Story and Best Cover First Place 15 years ago Erza and Gray made a promise with each other. Fifteen years had gone by will they stay true to their promise even if one just wanted to die. 2015 FT Winter Watty Awards Best Story 1st Place Featuring: My Sacrifice by: Creed. Boyce Avenue Cover and Your Guardian Angel by: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [A GrayZa and/or possibly JerZa fanfic.. just read this to find out] (c)Zafkiel Aldrich 2014

Team Natsu kicks Lucy off of the team but when they witness her newfound magic will they bribe her back to Fairy Tail or would she remain at Sabertooth and live as she wants? Please keep in mind that this book was written in 2016 or so. The writing will not be professional. I will not be editing it as there will be too many things I'd want to change. So with that, I hope u enjoy the work of my 12 year old, anime loving self😁

The Royal siblings of the kingdom of Chronia came to find their brother Gajeel and to seek refuge at the kingdom of Fiore.After being hunted by Alvarez empire's soldiers,they decided to settle in Fiore as a form of hiding but problem comes when Zeref himself decides to track and find their most mysterious treasure: Fairy Heart. Find out how the story of battles and fights become an epic story of Love and Life. Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail and other animes included in here.Beware ships and spoilers ahead don't tell me later why I am spoiling important events in here.Also I changed the whole story and the character's personality.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

(Written from 2013-2014) Marina Jackson thought she had the normal life. She's a demigod, and to top it off, she's Percy Jackson's twin sister!!! Now Marina and her friends have to save Percy from the evil sorceres Medea. Will she be able to save Percy before its too late?(P.S, lots of cursing. Sorry😅)