Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

MAGI FANFICTION "Your comfort isn't worth $2.42." "That's cold." [one-shot; modern AU; platonic soulmates]

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

***THESE ARE REAL EVENTS FROM MY LIFE AND SOME PEOPLE WILL HAVE ALIASES TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITY ALSO THIS STORY STARTS WITH THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. SORRY IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT BUT IF I THINK BACK PAST THEN I'LL HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN** Throughout Sherrie's life, she had always been the outcast, the loner, the nerdy weird kid who dressed in mostly dark colors and had one friend. When Sherrie thought things couldn't get any worse, she began middle school, new kids came and automatically became part of the entire school that hated the lone girl. Through her life she goes through hell and crawls her way back to middle ground. But when she transfers to a new school, everything's changed and even with those scars on her wrists and thighs she still manages to find herself living on.

There is nothing to be told. Nothing more that I have to say, other than the fact that anyone with an interest in mystery, murder, or feely stories should read this. Carry on.