Ali was prank texting random numbers on her phone when she accidentally texted Zeus, the king of the gods. How do you accidentally text a God, you may ask. Well I can't tell you, that would ruin the book! 😉 Anyway, Ali gets in some trouble, makes some immortal friends, and discovers the whole new world of Olympus. Of course, not with ought the occasional sarcastic remark. Oh who am I kidding, this whole book is a sarcastic mess. Well... ENJOY!!! 😊 -reeselanz P.s. I haven't gotten around to editing so don't explode the comments telling me. Trust me, I know. I'm just too lazy to fix it. I also wish I could change Ali's age but again- too lazy 😑 I started a while ago but forgot to keep going so pretend she's 16 not 12 😆 P.s.s. I started this 3 years ago so the beginning isn't great but I promise it gets better. Trust me.

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

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"What if the one that got away came back?" Sometimes, a second chance at a perfectly imperfect love presents itself when you are at your most vulnerable state, and you can't help but remember that nothing worth keeping comes without a price. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE ROYALS SERIES, pt. 3 Shevon L. presents the much awaited sequel to The Lonely King, the first book of The Royals Series. Copyrighted. Model on the Cover: Auguste Abeliunaite, who plays Alexandra Knight in the novel.

"First things first, learn how to loosen up. If you really want to learn, you can't be so uptight." He said as he circled around me. "It's just weird, I'm not used to it." I said shyly. He stopped, standing in front of me. He sighed. "Look Gracie, I'm not saying you should be totally open and comfortable with this, but I'm saying, if you want to learn, you're going to have to learn to trust me. Do you trust me?" I hesitated, then nodded lightly. "Good." He said with a small smirk. "Now lesson one," he started to circle me again, "You're going to learn how to kiss." (cover by: BeautyDoesntWither)

"Ignore their stares, they do nothing but remind you that you are alive." When Alexandra Knight was offered a rare scholarship to attend the most prestigious boarding school in Europe, she didn't have to think twice before accepting it. It doesn't take long for her schoolmates to notice that she is different from them, and Alexandra quickly becomes the centre of attention when she runs, quite literally, into the most popular boy in school- just not in a good way. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE ROYALS SERIES, pt.1 Copyrighted.

"Why couldn't you have picked a more original name? I mean Raphael really?" "Excuse me, but I think Raphael really suits the Son of Satan right? And what about you, Hope, isn't that such a stereotypical angel name, I mean Jesus Chri..." I cut him off mid sentence with an icy glare. "Sorry God..." This time I slap him in the arm and kick his shin. "Okay must remember don't talk about any important religious figures while you're in the vicinity" He says sarcastically whilst slowly rubbing his shin in hopes of soothing the spot where I kicked him. "You know I could fix that for you?" I say turning on my angelic aura. "With what a kiss? And knock off the aura you know it pisses me off" Hd grumbles although at the thought of a kiss he seems to perk up. He puckers his lips in a rather immature but somehow attractive manner and bends down tilting his head slightly towards me. ------------------------------------------------

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Elle has virgin lips. Not because she’s anti-social, but because she vowed to wait for the right guy. She is also the anonymous Miss Compatible who gives advice to people with relationship problems in the school paper. At a dance, Elle gets dared to kiss Blaze in a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven – kiss him Elle, or face the penalty. But then again, a girl worth kissing is not easily kissed ♥

Domme, Submissive, Confidant or Evil Bitch Troll? Elena Lincoln has fifty shades herself! Written due to a number of fan requests, this is Fifty Shades of Grey from Elena's Point Of View. How did she go from bored trophy wife to an expert in BDSM? And how was her world turned upside down when troubled teen Christian Grey turned up on her doorstep..?