They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Arranged marriage meron pa rin ba sa mga panahong ito? Kung ikaw si Althea ano ang dapat mong gawin kung nasa ganito kang sitwasyon?

Ilang beses ba nating tinanong ang sarili natin kung mapapansin ba tayo ng mga taong mahal natin? Ilang beses ka ba magtatanong sa buong buhay mo? At ano sa tingin mo ang magiging sagot? "Mapapansin kaya ako? Ang pag-ibig ko? Ang katauhan ko? Mapapansin Kaya?" Paano kung hindi? Paano kung oo? Magkaiba ba ang gagawin mong desisyon o pareho lang? Mag-iiba ba ang pananaw mo o magpapatuloy ka lang sa kung anong alam mong constant? Umaatikabong fame laban sa umaatikabong pag-ibig.

Strong Parental Guidance! This Book is R-18! Blurb: Gretel has every reason to despise Javier del Mundo. Arrogant, wealthy, and infuriatingly proud, he embodies everything she can't stand. He's not her dream man-not even close. Yet, she can't ignore the electric pull between them, a desire that unsettles her. Javier is more than a billionaire with a mysterious air; he's a man cloaked in secrets that whisper of danger. Gretel wants nothing to do with him-until her brother is accused of robbing Javier's mansion. Desperate to clear her brother's name, Gretel makes a shocking offer: herself. Thrown into Javier's dark, seductive world, Gretel is determined to uncover the truth. But every step closer to his secrets draws her deeper into his orbit-and his arms. Can she resist the man she vowed to hate, or has she just sacrificed her heart to the most dangerous player of all?