[Morgan Freeman voice] Once upon a time, in a magical world called Seattle, a boy is made. But this isn't your average boy. His parents die in a car crash, then he is put in a orphanage. 10 years later, some YouTubers adopt him. This story is about that boy's crazy life. Will he live? Will he die? Will it be EGGselent, or will it be horriEGG? Read to find out! 2014 DJUnicorn