Its smut, what can I say.

phan // sequel to deadroses. dan & phil are pretty much ready to settle down for the rest of their lives and start discussing the future, but dan's powers and some angry government officials are making it difficult.

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

-sequel to boy- dan and phil haven't spoken in years but get a chance to rekindle their relationship when dan starts working with phil on a graphic novel series

"I know we're young, but we have the kinda love that could last forever" in which Phil is selectively mute but Dan can't hear so that's okay March 19 2017 - January 30 2018 #890 in fanfiction

Reading Accountability for Language Arts

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell, a shy boy with flowers in his hair and nail polish on his fingers. Friendless and full of anxiety, he remains alone, until said serial killer with tattoos and piercings sits right next to him in the same support group. Phil finds himself falling for Dan when his mission is to kill him, and he wants to get close, even if that means spilling the unwanted truth- and a bit of blood. (punk!phil meets pastel!dan) [rated R for language and violence/gore]

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are wizards at Hogwarts. What happens when they become friends? Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Gryfidors, can they all be friends together? (I don't own Dan, Phil, Pj, Chris, or Harry Potter.)

Dan's dream has left him all shaken up, not to mention the arrival of the familiar neighbors and Phil's strange behavior. (ORIGINAL COVER ART IS BY EMOLISE ON DEVIANT ART)

"wrong number." says a familiar voice. (a/n look sis i wrote this when i was a dumbass kid and like 15 years old. this shit is tough. i romanized depression and suicide and honestly i'm a dumbass bitch ass whore. i'm toxic and feel free to cancel me. (but please dont i'm a different person now) and yeah this has triggers for depression, self harm, uhhhh attempted suicide??? cheating i think?? TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS!! idk imma read this real quick and add all the triggers or whatever. read if you want but idk go read some fluff stop with the antsy shit it'll only hurt your heart.)