Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Compared to the beautiful, outgoing Melody, Sutton Bran has always lived in her older sister's shadow as the shy, innocent girl. Even so, she happens to catch the attention of mysterious bad boy Colton Jones. He steals her first kiss one night at a party and sends her home thinking that her life is finally starting to fall into place... that is, until she arrives at her house to find that Melody has been killed in a drunk driving accident. Unable to deal with her grief, Sutton's life spirals out of control. But one guy thinks he has what it takes to show her there's still so much to live for. All she has to do is be a little rebellious.

Sophie Andrews is in an abusive relationship with her boyfriend. Soon after breaking up with him, feeling hopeless, she meets an interesting boy. Danny, an electric individual, shows Sophie real love and friendship. Old wounds are reopened when the ex gets jealous.

When Hope's father suddenly dies, no one can prepare her for the amount of grief she would go through, especially when her grandparents agree to let his organs be used as he was a registered organ donor. Unable to deny her dad's wishes, the organs are used to save lives, but on one condition. She wants to meet the people who are benefiting from her dad's organs but the very last thing she expects is to form friendships or even a relationship out of the heartache of losing her father. One recipient is Cole Mellor; a goofy, gorgeous budding nineteen year old photographer who receives her father's heart. She feels an undeniable connection to Cole, but is that because he has a piece of her dad within him, or are her feelings a lot more to do with Cole himself?

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

(EDITING) "Get up. Get the fuck up!" Finn roared. I turned my head to see him hovering over me with a angry expression and breathing heavily. I felt my heart suddenly drop, and I gulped. * * * * Sage Barrett has always been the smart, and hard working girl her parents have always wanted her to be. Finn McCafferty on the other hand is the complete opposite. Everything about him screams trouble. Sage is tired of letting her parents take her life away, so she does the only thing that she could at the time. She runs away with none other then Finn McCafferty. The love of her life-- or so she thought.... {Warning: Contains Violence, Strong Language and Sexual Content}

Lorendian, a small country north of Russia, is under attack by Radeskian, a neighboring country with which Lorendian coexists peacefully only by immense effort. Radeskian is mad with thirst for power, perhaps even going so far as to plant a spy within the royal circle. But none of that matters to Celeste Edulici, the eldest daughter of Lorendian's single most influential family. Aside from not having seen her father in a decade, Celeste is something of a mystery, even to those closest to her. A dark cloak hides her face from view all the time, whether hiding beauty or abnormality nobody knows. Her face hasn't been seen in public since her dad disappeared. Not once. So when the tables turn and a royal starts taking interest in Celeste, she's at a loss. Between the loss of a father, an oncoming war, and a prince fighting for her affection, will Celeste finally shed her cloak?

'Well look at her', one of the boys from the back drawled, 'Smart and hot, what a rare combonation in a girl'. 'Really', I retorted 'because I reckon its even rarer for a boy'. Meet Ashley Simons, a new girl in a new school. A steorotypical high school complete with cliques- the nerds, losers, normals and of course the "in" crowd including the jocks and cheerleaders, lead by the mean queen bee Brittany Cummings. However Ashley is smart, sarcastic, pretty, a major bookworm, has a serious love for soccer and is against every stereotype. What happens when a girl like this comes to a new school? Throw in some cute guys and a very hot soccer captain and what do you get? Fights. Surprises. Shocks. Secrets and a new queen bee- Little Miss Different.

Beth Smith used to be the epitome of average. But that all changed when she turned into a Werewolf at her brother's party. Her parents didn't want to raise any suspicions about the Were kind - and how amazingly beautiful Beth had suddenly become - so they shipped their only daughter off to boarding school. Now that she's back, a year later, she has found her mate. The only problem is, he's the one person who her brother doesn't want her to end up with: his second man, his best friend, his Beta. (UNEDITED SAMPLE. The full, edited version will soon be available on Radish Fiction.)

Her life has always been pretty messed up but when she gets a accused of something she didn't do. It gets worse. She finds her soulmate but he rejects her so she leaves. Years later she's back. She's not the weak pathetic little wolf now. Nope now she has a real family behind her.