"B-But you're a boy..." I stammered. "Been this way since birth." He joked as he looked around my place, inviting himself in the door, "Nice place you've got." "You can't stay here!" "You're never going to find another roommate in a place like this." He laughed, "You're going to have to make do with whatcha got. Don't worry, I'm not too much of a bother."