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Grace & Style: The Art of Pretending You Have It by gracehelbig
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It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun!). I have no authority in that department-I barely even shop in department stores. Instead, this is a look at my own silly and nonsensical approach to style, and I promise only part of it is about sweatpants. This book is one part entertainment, one part irreverent fashion fun, and one part personal experience, including: -My closet staples and jewelry MVPs, and what's actually in my makeup bag -All about BLTs and BFFS . . . that is, Better-Looking T-Shirts and Best Feet Friends -The bad-hair-day character wheel -The Ten Commandments of online shopping -A handy flowchart to help you decide "Should I actually buy this?" -Red-carpet ridiculousness -Grace Expectations: What your denim says about you -And MORE! I'm not stylish-I'm self-aware. I'm not polished-I'm perceptive. I'm not trendy-but I love trying. Because when it comes down to it, "style" is just a simple way of saying "I showered." Grace Helbig is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Grace's Guide and a comedian, actress, and television and YouTube personality. @gracehelbig
Michael's Melody ✖ clifford au by AudreyEve
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"Daddy, I'm just like you..." ✖ ✖ ✖ Talented, hard working and on the verge of ultimate celebrity, the band members of 5 Seconds of Summer are diving head first into a year brimming with badass shows and unforgettable memories. As they continue playing concert after concert in their 100+ show world tour and prepare to release their second studio album, guitarist and flirt Michael Clifford finds himself in some controversy-- a 3 foot, 30 pound controversy.
Thanatophobia|| muke by thefault_in_5sos
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In which Luke fears death and Michael craves it.
Asylum || 5sos by thefault_in_5sos
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"We're all crazy in our own way." Highest rankings: fanfiction #91 (June 29, 2016) fanfiction #63 (June 30, 2016) fanfiction #57 (July 7, 2016) fanfiction #56 (July 31, 2016) Order of books; 1: Asylum 2: Schizophrenia 3: Sane This story is unedited and I do plan on editing it at some point in time. I just don't have time to edit at the moment
The Crayon Chronicles by CrayonChomper
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This project has since been scrapped. For any character questions, please head on over to ask.fm/crayonchronicles
They will be missed by rubz1245
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Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random
Taking Chances (Remember to Forget Sequel) by _smilelikeniall
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Remember To Forget Sequel "Sometimes you lose someone, and it changes your life forever. But then, you find someone new and end up taking chances." Copyright to _smilelikeniall. Everything written by me unless stated otherwise. Please do not use my writing and/or ideas without permission. I do not allow translations. No affiliation with 5 Seconds of Summer.
Life in Paintings by DarknessAndLight
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"I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream that feels way too real for my own good. I can pat my subconscious on the back for that one, but at the same time, it might be a little over the top." When Melody set fire to a museum she didn't expect to hit her head on the pavement and wake up in a nightmare. But she does. And this nightmare is not a nightmare apparently--it's a curse. A curse that traps her into paintings. And there's no escaping from the wrath of a possessed painting out to teach an art-hater a lesson. Cover painting made by Soo Kim (http://sookimstudio.com/blog/)
Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED] by TaintedRain
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[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle would find a way out. Her solution? Falice! It was a simple plan: Falice would pretend to be Arabelle and go to the delinquent camp while Arabelle got to have the time of her life with her boyfriend in London. Falice thought her summer was going to consist of sitting on the couch reading novels all day or hanging out with her friends. Never did it cross her mind that she would be pretending to be her sister in a camp of delinquents. But now she's stuck at a camp all summer where being rude is the new "in." And everything turns for the worse when someone figures out her secret. Will Falice survive the summer? Or will everyone learn that she's faking delinquency?
The Best Dictionary Ever by fullofinsanity
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This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.