A collection of oneshots written by yours truly set in the beautifully created world of The Book Thief. There is no storyline or timeline, unless I say so in an A/N. All rights for The Book Thief and its characters go to Markus Zusak.

After that I only wore black. Black like the charred remains of everything I had once loved, black like the smoke billowing into the sky as my tears cut tracks through the black soot coating my face, and black like the little puppy that was squirming in my arms afterward, the only piece of my old life I had left. ~¤~ Four years ago, Nico's life was perfect. He had two loving parents, a caring older sister, and a beautiful house in Italy. Then a fire started in their house and everything Nico loved crumbled along with the walls and family photos. Now, Nico and his dad live in America with Nico's step mom and sister, but Hades is almost never home and Nico has hardly smiled since the fire. Maybe the boy who just moved in across the street can help him bring a stop to the relentless bullying Nico has been dealing with for two years, and maybe he can teach him to smile again in the process. - the playlist for this is linked in my bio -

I write about these four Australian dorks a little too much. These imagines were originally posted on my Tumblr account [5secondsofimagines.tumblr.com] until some lovely followers suggested the wonderful idea of sharing the stories on Wattpad as well. Thank you for taking the time out to read my stuff and I hope you find something you like! - Rhine

**Written before Cursed Child** It was all his fault. James Sirius Potter. He just had to break the time turner. If it wasn't for him, none of it would of happened. But of course he had to, it had him written all over it. Who else would be as careless to break a time turner whisking you and your cousins away nearly twenty-six years into the past? But what was worse, is that they were trapped there. The next generation of Lupin, Weasley, and Potters land in 1995, forced to live through the beginning of the war that literally scarred their parent's pasts. There's one thing for sure, the Order of the Phoenix is up for a big a surprise. This story is adopted. For the original version go to @milla345's works. All cover rights go to- *drumroll* -@lostamongstars! She is siriously incredible! Started(@milla345): 2/4/14 Adopted(@BrokenTimeTurner): 1/3/15 Last Updated: 8/7/15 Abandoned: 7/31/16

If you're reading this, you've probably already read The Life of a Fangirl, Basically and The Life of a Fangirl, Basically: The Sequel. If not, you can read them first or just read this. There's no particular order. Like its prequels, this just a collection of memes, quotes, jokes etc about either everyone who is part of a book fandom or these particular fandoms: ~Harry Potter ~Rick Riordan's books (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles and stuff about the future books, too) ~The Hunger Games ~Divergent ~The Mortal Instruments ~The Infernal Devices ~The Maze Runner Read on for a laugh and company in fangirls like you :)

It Happened too fast. One day it was there the next it wasn't. The Mist was gone. The Humans, or muggles, or mortals, or whatever you call them, rebelled against the thought of anything beyond average. They locked them up. They wiped their memories. They tried to kill them. There is only one safe place for them. It is hidden, with the last of the survivors from the super mutants, to the wizards, to the demigods, to normal people trying help. They will not be hunted to extinction. Do you have what it takes to be a survivor? CAUTION: I LITERALLY SPENT THIS ENTIRE STORY KILLING ALL THE CHARACTERS. I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTER BUT JESSICA (so far) AND THE PLOT. THE REST GO TO RICK RIORDAN And JK ROWLING

‣ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛ With the entrance of two redheaded twins, Lana is introduced into a new world. ━━━━━━━━━━━ The Weasley twins; a comedic duo with dreams of opening up a joke shop. Lana Finchley knows this. She's watched them since the pair entered Hogwarts with her. Loud, cocky and full of confidence, she's envious of them. When Dumbledore announces the reinstatement of the Triwizard Tournament, she's surprised when they approach her; they need Aging Potions and fast. Dragged into a world of jokes and wild antics, Lana feels as though she'll finally be like them. All she has to do is make them the potion - simple...right? ━━━━━━━━━━━ Based on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Let's get the facts straight. I am no heroine and I will never bring pride to my family. I am what you could call a failure. My grades? Average. My social life? Average. Talents? Hmm... well, I think I have none. I'm not exceptional in any way and I know I'm a disappointment for my father. And in this day and age there's no way I could just take my father's place to save him from a horrible fate.  There is a huge weight on my shoulders but I can't carry it no matter how hard I try. I have no idea what I can do, I only know what I can't do. Yet I still would try anything to make my father proud, even just once. Oh right, I forgot to tell you whom I was name after. Yes, I was named after Mulan, that bright heroine who saved China and brought pride to her family. Talk about big expectations. But Mulan doesn't suit me, so it's just Ann. -:-:- BOOK #4 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Peony, it symbolises "Prosperity, honor (in China)."

The Universe is in Danger. Everything is about to change. Two Primordials are about to go to war. The Board is set. The pawns are in place. The armies are preparing. A Plague is threatening to break out. A plague that nothing can stop. No one is safe. Camp Half-Blood least of all. They need someone to protect them. They need a hero. They need Percy. Except Percy Jackson is Dead. CAUTION: NOT AN ORDINARY CHAOS STORY!! I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS, EXCEPT ACHILLES AND JACOB. THOSE RIGHTS BELONG WITH RICK RIORDAN. I DO OWN THE PLOT HOWEVER. NO STEALING!! This awesome cover was made by @GlowingFairyLights.

So, yeah. This is a book (well, not actually technically a book, but whatever) all about book nerds! If you belong in one or more fandom (especially, Harry Potter, Rick Riordan, Hunger Games and Divergent), then CONTINUE to have a laugh :)