moist

was previously titled "so rantalicious". a book of rants, written with sometimes incredibly poor grammar and especially incoherent sentences. i can only hope my rants don't make you feel as uncomfortable as the word "moist".

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Vanilla

"Not just a flavour, but a way of life." When seventeen-year-old Flo Kennedy is forced to up sticks and trade her life in London for a sleepy seaside town on the south coast, she's anything but excited. Walden-on-Sea could win awards for being Britain's dullest town, and with a population consisting almost entirely o...

The Humping Games [The Hunger Games Fanfiction]

Katlick Eversweet hopes her name will be drawn for the 69th annual Humping Games. The world will be watching the sexiness unfold :D “Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic The Hunger Games reading list”

Oh, It's On

Stella’s not like most girls. She doesn’t spend her nights talking about cute boys or who she’s going out with next week. Cause really, what’s the point in that? When a new kid, Jace Matthews transfers to her school, she’s probably the only girl not under his charm, making her Jace’s number one target. It seems like h...

Warbury Prep

"I like her," the brunette declared, tossing her silky hair off her shoulder. "But she's a SCHOLARSHIP. She's POOR," said the short girl with the dark-hair. "I said, I like her!" the brunette repeated, angrily. "We get the same kind of girl every year. Rich, preppy, mean, dreams about being one of us. And do they ever...