A philanthropic assassin. A psychopathic assassin. A phantom assassin. A short story. (Beautiful cover made by @foreverthenorthstar !!)

"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just some idiot in spandex." Arabella Jones is your average American teenage girl, she even lives in one if America's most prosperous cities, Empire City, California. She's a sucker for the performing arts and owns two bookcases full of young adult novels. Well maybe she's not so much like your average American teenager. Everything in Arabella's life seems to be finally going perfect, right up until the city's most famous superhero come barging through her widow at two in the morning on a school night. All she used to have to worry about was what part she was going to get in the musical and if the boy she's been crushing on since freshman year likes her back or not. But these worries are nothing compared to her newfound super stalkers. Now it seems that the city's only hope, and her's, is a teenage boy dressed in spandex who still hasn't learned not to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

"League of Legends assemble . . . or whatever." It's been two months and there's been no sign of the infamous villain, Nemesis, until superheroes around the world start to go missing. The secret agency MASKED knows that there is only one group of heroes fit for the job of figuring out what happened to the heroes . . . and save the city from a massive robot invasion. Sonic can run at the speed of sound, plus some. All she ever wanted was to live a normal life away from the publicity of her father becoming mayor . . . until now. Calico and Tornado are still off fighting secret wars for MASKED and The Marvel and Blue Archer are off fighting small crimes in Empire City . . . until now. White Static was just an underappreciated sidekick . . . until the super he works for goes missing under mysterious circumstances. Can this group of misfits get along just long enough to fight off a faceless villain who might be closer to home than they'd originally thought?

"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story