Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

Showcasing all the dumb, so predictable its funny and plain ol' cliche moments, of every fanfiction ever written. **THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY** *hi! its the author here, in 2016. please take in to consideration that i wrote this around 3 years ago. many of my opinions have very much stayed the same, but hopefully my ignorance has lessened. okay, enjoy reading c:

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Being a fangirl is dangerous. It's scary. And most of the time you get killed in painful, nasty ways. This is going to be my way of letting out all the emotions I have bottled up inside so I don't spontaneously combust. So, without further a due, this is fandom rants with a few fangirl pet peeves. Just so you know, I come up with all of this. It's all original.

The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

PARODY!!!! If you are ever offended stop reading I don't give a shit. This is suppose to be funny no telling you that your Fanfiction suck.

Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, this book is for you. Because it seems to me like that is the case for some people. Not all books are going to be entirely unique, but sometimes there needs to be a balance between both sides. And I'm here to help you find it. If there are 500 words in a chapter, can you spot the clichés?

A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)

These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness