These are just some (clean) random jokes and insults I found or made up.

I GOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORED JUST WEIRD FUNNY OR STUPID STUFF I FOUND ONLINE I OWN NOTHING!!!!

❝and that's how it works, that's how you get the girl -❞ ©violetharmcn 2015

Seven girls are travelling home from a swim meet with their team when they pass a car with 7 hot guys in it. Immediately the team starts pressing their faces against the windows, batting their eyelashes, and waving. But the guys aren't paying attention to the others. Their eyes are attached to the 7 who aren't looking their way. Their hearts scream mate, but there are some problems. The girls don't know who they are and the guys are already graduated from high school. How are they going to claim their mates?

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

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My first girlxgirl and girlxboy story. Arianna is from a small town in MA, excited to attend UCLA and pursue her dream of becoming a film director. Sienna is her roommate, an outspoken, cocky, lesbian player who's only looking for a good time. Although things start off rocky, the two become friends, but Sienna's feelings for Arianna grow into something more than just friendship. Will she tell her how she really feels? How will Arianna respond?

It takes a broken heart to know how to break hearts ;) People believe a player to be a cold hearted creature who breaks other's heart for fun but Hope doesn't believe so. She knew that in this cruel world if you don't hunt you'll be hunted and it's not gonna be fun. For king.... my only happiness and sadness DISCLAIMER : the story may contain harsh life lessons , bad words and a little bit of 18+ The character in this fiction are made up none of them are real and the stories goes as far as my imagination gets, THIS IS NOT REAL! IT'S NOT AN INNOCENT WORLD AFTER ALL - 18 years old girl