Jokes and Insults

These are just some (clean) random jokes and insults I found or made up.

RANDOM!!!!!!!

I GOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORED JUST WEIRD FUNNY OR STUPID STUFF I FOUND ONLINE I OWN NOTHING!!!!

how you get the girl ; afi

❝and that's how it works, that's how you get the girl -❞ ©violetharmcn 2015

Gotta Get The Girl [Werewolf Romance]

Seven girls are travelling home from a swim meet with their team when they pass a car with 7 hot guys in it. Immediately the team starts pressing their faces against the windows, batting their eyelashes, and waving. But the guys aren't paying attention to the others. Their eyes are attached to the 7 who aren't looking...

101 ways to get the girl ; ashton irwin

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

How to Talk to a Girl

Ever wanted to talk to a girl before but never really knew what to say? Ever wanted to be more then just friends with a girl but didn't have the guts to talk to her? Well, you have come to the right place! Welcome!!!

Wattpad's Best Romance Books (Book Two)

Looking for amazing books to read? Well look no further. You have come to the right place. If you think your book or anyone else's book deserves to be on the list, PM me the book and I will be sure to check it out. But for now be sure to Read, Comment, and Vote. ~ Katy Cover By: @springgfield

I Can't Be...Can I?

My first girlxgirl and girlxboy story. Arianna is from a small town in MA, excited to attend UCLA and pursue her dream of becoming a film director. Sienna is her roommate, an outspoken, cocky, lesbian player who's only looking for a good time. Although things start off rocky, the two become friends, but Sienna's feeli...

How to become a player

It takes a broken heart to know how to break hearts ;) People believe a player to be a cold hearted creature who breaks other's heart for fun but Hope doesn't believe so. She knew that in this cruel world if you don't hunt you'll be hunted and it's not gonna be fun. For king.... my only happiness and sadness DISCLA...

Base-Ball How to Become a Player

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

How to ask out a girl

Not That Interested

My name is Mina Amin. Pakistani. Aged 23. Artist. Foodie. Cat freak. About to marry my best friend. Yep, the usual. I am the girl you wish you could be. Life for me is pretty much perfect; Until it no longer is. ........... This story is about the pain of unrequited love. This story will make you think about stuff yo...

The Billionaires Son

I smiled again, this time I noticed Nick looking across the table in my direction. His gaze was intense, there was something about it. It was intense, intimidating, sensual, but charming all at the same time. Stop it Tessa. Said my subconscious. You two couldn't even bare to be in the same room with one another a few...

1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

!!COMPLETED!! BOOK 3 IS UP!!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

One Direction Jokes And Randomness

jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

How to get a girl to like you

The title is pretty self explanatory. This book is just for fun so don't take offense it is just to have a good time with friends and to write down what we look for in guys. Thanks :)

How You Get The Girl

One quiet girl. One popular boy. What could possibly happen if their paths cross?

Kako osvojiti djevojku

Pokušala mu je pomoći da osvoji voljenu djevojku, ali nije uspjela iz samo jednog razloga. Ludo se zaljubila u njega. On prikazuje sve ono što ona želi imati, ali nikako ne može dobiti. Nesvjestan toga kako joj je slomio srce bori se sa saznanjima da ne može uvijek biti sve po njegovom. Ne znam da li će shvatiti na v...

How to Get Rich Dennis Felix

The BIG Book of RANDOM

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

The Teenage Guide To Popularity [COMPLETE]

For Carter Vance, popularity is a world that she has purposely distanced herself from for many years. Why feed in to the totally superficial, social hierarchy of high school? She's perfectly happy being an outsider. But when she's challenged to prove that anyone can be popular, she puts everything on the line to make...

Dear Library Girl

Dear Library Girl, I almost asked you what was wrong the first time I saw you crying. Then I saw the book you were reading, and realized that you were crying because of it. And I was interested, because I'd never read anything that moved me that much. I checked out the book you were reading, and guess what? I cried...

good morning, sunshine

a story about them; through a series of texts. "you don't need to meet someone in real life to meet the real them" 「 copyright @simrankdhaliwal highest rank - first in short story lowercase intended for stylistic purposes 」

One In A Million (Butterfly Series Book 1)

Our lips parted as his lips went down the right hand side of my jaw each kiss was delicate. He lifted his head and pressed his lips back to mine once more before pulling back to look at me. "Mel" Noah whispered out of breath. I smiled at him trying to catch my own breath. "Melissa, I've never meet someone I wanted...

Player Vs. Player ✔

Bad boys/ players. I hate them, they think they can just walk around and get any girl they want. Well hello, not every single fucken girl is interested in you, alright. Okay, well unless you look like a hot, Greek God or something, then every girl will most likely be interested in you. It's just a pa...

Love at First Click | ✓ [Featured Story]

(Previously known as Facebook Crush? - Unedited version) It started out with a friend request. Violet didn't plan to fall in love-especially through Facebook, but she couldn't help but be drawn to his sweet personality-and those mesmerizing brown eyes of his. But everything had a price and happiness couldn't last f...