My name is Eevee. My life was great, I had a loving family, until that was taken from me. Now, I go everyday wondering when I will leave. But, soon enough, someone new gives be a family. Mitchell Hughes is saving my life. UNDER MAJOR EDITING See new first chapter!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

**Featured in the official Wattpad Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** Rose Weasley, the daughter of Ron and Hermione, has spent her entire childhood surrounded by her loving and magical family. But now she must adapt to life at her new home, Hogwarts. Rose quickly discovers that school is harder than she ever expected, and having a famous family doesn't necessarily make a difference. However, with her lifelong best friend, Albus Potter, and her new found friend, Scorpius Malfoy, she knows she's where she's supposed to be. But now that she's spending more time in this castle riddled with mystery, Rose isn't sure that the danger is over. After all, wands aren't supposed to glow on their own, are they?

Lily is a girl, age 14, who has no one. She was left for dead when she was 3, but the police found her and took her to an orphanage. She doesn't exactly like it at the orphanage, she is bullied. The only thing she has is her idol, DanTDM. What would she say if he happened to walk through the orphanage door....? -------------------- Cover made by: TeamTDMGirl4Ever96 --------------------