❝In which dorky, quirky, super-duper nice and anything-but-cool, Liam Argent, transforms into a loud, arrogant and belligerent bad boy in hopes of catching the eye of a girl who's clearly not worth it.❞ Copyright © 2014 All Rights Reserved. [extended summary inside] [very ROUGH draft: plot holes, grammar mistakes, and missing words]

About a boy and a girl whose love for each other far exceeds their love for food.

→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those water-loving freaks. Alaska's mother forces her to leave the house. It's just a trip to the park, no big deal. Until Alaska falls in the pond. And Elver is the only one around. Teen Fiction #118

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

He is left with only one inheritance: his father's motel. Gentle, quiet, and sensitive, young Oliver is oblivious to his father's psychotic past until an older woman and her daughter come to his motel. Their stay is brief, but they leave behind a clue that explains more why his father had been in a mental hospital. During the course of one night, Oliver follows a lurking secret that drives him to discover the motel's true business... _______________________ COVER: CRAZYCHERRIES COMPLETED EKS 2013

Voted "Most Likely to Join the Circus" consecutively by Killian High's past three 2009-2011 published yearbooks, and as said by practically every person in the entire school, Derek Wells is the school's ultimate class clown. Seriously, if you're ever in need of a good laugh just go to him and he'll have you clapping your hands and shaking with quiet laughter like some dumb seal. The biggest joke of all to him was love. What was that? It was just some mushy, four-letter word that somehow could make a girl either swoon or cry or slap you in the face depending on the circumstances. So when Derek puts on his newly-acquired glasses for the first time in school, he doesn't expect to see Gwen, one of his closest friends, in a completely different light. Suddenly when she smiles, it feels as if something is crawling around in his stomach and he isn't sure if it's the suspicious crab he had for dinner the night before or gas. When Derek confesses his feelings to her, of course she's going to take it as one big joke. It seems that "the funniest kid in the school" can't say those three words without having someone wait expectantly for the punch line. Will Derek prove to Gwen that he can be serious when he needs to be? Or will she just wind up laughing in his face?

Being part of the ruthless, terrifying pirate ship in all of the seven seas, Captain Royston was seen as the most terrifying Captain of the most terrifying pirate ship. He fought with an uncaring attitude, as if he didn't care if he was killed in the battle or not. He strived for the high he got while killing, burning, slashing, skinning. No one thought that he could have another side to him, although everybody has another side to themselves. Some are just better at hiding it than others. Farah Smithson was a servant in the mayor's home and she had done her job well. But when a rash decision ends her life, she falls into the depths of the ocean to be embraced into the arms of the mysterious creatures that live below. Her life is saved by these creatures, but it comes with a price; she becomes one of them. They learns their ways and soon she becomes a strong, merciless creature that lures men and women into the ocean to eat the skin off their bones. On the fateful night that these two similar characters clash, everything in both of their worlds switches direction. The pirate cannot forget the beautiful face of the deathly Siren that saved his life, and the Siren cannot forget the stunning eyes of the drowning pirate that didn't give her the slightest feeling of eating him alive. These two will do anything to find each other again, but the world is large, and both have large obstacles to overcome. THIS MAY BE SIMILAR, BUT IT IS NOT A CAPTAIN HOOK & ARIEL STORY.

"'Caution. Hotness at work. May spontaneously combust.' I read Ross' neon shirt with something akin to disgust, brushing back my hair and shooting him a glare. 'Really? Really, Ross? I hope you realize that no one's going to find you attractive when you're picking up trash from the ground with a stick.'" When Ross Alderman literally blows up Jenn's AP Chemistry class, the two of them find themselves stuck with thirty hours of community service. Now if only Jenn can last that long picking up trash with him without combusting from anger, no chemistry humor intended. (current cover by @Razeeta)

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

Evangelina Virgo had finally escaped an ugly past, and was now living a secure, happy, normal life. She was a college student with a well-paying job, and her best friend was secretly in love with her. All of that was shattered when one night, death creeped in and wrapped its unforgiving hands around her. Enter Roman -- an extremely good-looking demon who is seeking redemption. He saves Eve from dying by bonding his soul to hers, but unbeknownst to him, this comes with severe side-effects. When they are united again, her past is brought to light and Eve discovers things she never knew. Roman needs Eve's innocence to save his soul, but are there ulterior motives? Why would a demon want his soul back? When two Fae appear to warn Roman that the Prince of Hell, Barbatos, is dying to get his hands on precious little Eve for reasons that nobody is able to determine, the question of why arises. The archangels are making unexpected apperances and even Eve's own guardian angel. Raziel and Roman can't see eye to eye on anything except for Eve's safety. The girl begins to question her choice for this journey; she gets deeper and deeper into things she can't possibly understand, and finds out more about herself, who she is, and why her soul was chosen. Keep your eyes open, run fast, and don't let the hellhounds catch your scent, because hell is on high alert. Fantasy #749, General Fiction #761 © Elizabeth Elliott and Layla Neal, all rights reserved 2014