"guess."

"i'm a walking enigma, i cause trouble wherever i am. why would you want to be around that?" "because i love you, luke." (luke hemmings au) all rights reserved Undergoing MAJOR revision !!!

"you're everything right in the world." "and you're not." (calum hood au) all rights reserved Translated into: Spanish.

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

"it's ironic how your name means friend while i'm your only one."

"what is that?" "a cactus, dumbass"

"lavender is definitely not your color pal" in which two strangers with lavender hair meet because they both missed the late night train

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."