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I decided to try out Wattpad in my free time and make myself a tribute CAUSE I NEED MORE OF THOSE. So this is I, KYLO REN's life story living on Starkiller Base and having to deal with alot of idiots. ALOT. FEATURING FANFICTIONS, RANDOM STUFF, AND A LIFE JOURNAL OF KYLO REN WHICH IS ME. *probably throwing a tantrum* -KYLO REN THE AUTHOR

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Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

Kirk and Spock both begin to have feelings for each other. They go to Bones for help, but realize that some things you can't learn from others; you have to experience them yourself. ------- I have tried to be as canon-compliant to the original series as possible so here you go please enjoy my love letter to TOS (P.S. sorry I'm terrible at summaries lol) (P.P.S. if you're looking for smut you can pass right on by because this is nothing but pure, heart-achingly sweet fluff you have been warned)

Tbh my otp ;)

The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin