This is made completely jokingly, it's not exactly supposed to be sexy but it might be for you. Ummm... if you're reading this, Mac or Chris... Tweet or DM me @kat_fujoshi_ybc ... now that we've got that out the way, there are going to be penises involved pfft (SEQUEL IN PROGRESS)

Hey Wattpad, So you all know Goosebumps, right? And R.L Stine? Well I’m Slappy. I am the real mastermind, and on October 16th, it will be my turn to tell a story. It’s going to be a real page-turner. This Fall I’m unlocking all the books and unleashing the Goosebumps creatures - Stine can’t keep us trapped in his world forever… just watch. Leave me a note in the comments section and tell me which Goosebumps creature I should set free first. HAHAHA!! Scare you later, Slappy