As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

Based on The Office, Parks and Rec., and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Get on the Line RP story : Silas Brawley edition.

Every day someone spews out a tiny white lie. It could be as simple as walking the dog that day, or whether or not they have extra change to give out to a homeless person. There are only so many signs that a person is lying though, and not many people are taught the art of knowing when something is the truth or a lie. But what is a lie even? A small, changed around form of the truth? Or something that randomly popped into a person head that they say instead of the hurtful or scary truth? Lies can either hurt a person, or protect them. They can be big or small, far too imaginative and unrealistic, or just a twisted and believable truth. They say the most creative of minds are the ones who are able to lie the easiest. And maybe that's what Seth Anderson-Pierce is. A creative mind. Or maybe he's just protecting those he cares about from the way he really feels. Whatever the reason is, no one knows it. Though, no one knows he lies either. At least not yet.

SYOF story | Jacob Cross (a collection of polyvore roleplay stories)

SYOF story | Daniel Garner (a collection of polyvore roleplay stories).

Until Jayce was ten years old, he had an average life in Caldicot, England. Lovable parents, an annoying sibling, and a small house to call home. He went to school, did his homework, obeyed his parents and their rules to the extent a child would, and did what any normal older sibling would do to their younger siblings; bully them. Though, after a normal day gone tragically wrong, everything changed. His parents despised his presence and tried to get rid of him, his sister was gone for good, and he could suddenly go forwards and backwards through time. He's now living his life in Bristol, England and trying his best to avoid his power altogether.

To everyone in Germany, Charlotte Beringer is just the lovable Chancellor's daughter who never seems out of place or imperfect in any way. To Charlotte Beringer, the citizens of Germany are delusional and have a lot to learn.

SAMPLE COPY! The complete book is now available on Amazon (links on my profile). This version on Wattpad is a sample copy only and is incomplete. Penelope Inglewood discovers her brother is in love with the betrothed of the most ruthless man in England, The Duke Of Newbridge. She must find a way to save her family from ruin and turn her brother's affections elsewhere. When the Duke Of Newbridge decides to confront his rival in love, he finds himself completely intrigued by the small, but determined woman. Will Penelope be able to keep her heart and her head in the presence of this dangerous, yet intoxicating villain who seeks to punish her brother?

- Currently in severe editing mode. - In many ways, people are like crooked teeth. Flawed, misshaped or formed, different. Never perfect. In the lives of Will Turner, Aislyn Kennedy, and Natalie Rivers, these flaws are shown with each layer that's peeled away and each wall that's broken down, slowly revealing each and every dark secret they have. But with secrets, fear builds. And with fear building, how can these three live their lives knowing that any slip up could possibly mean social suicide? Collaborative project by @AFatalReality and @sailbones