Funny texts found on the internet. Mostly not mine unless I'm in a really creative mood.

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Have you ever thought about trying to survive a Zombie Apocalypse? I have...and I've decided I wouldn't....mmmmm...brains....

There are those that say a crown is a fragile as a flower... and especially so for Princess Nivh of Amrach. On the surface, the kingdom of the hills is thriving- the economy thrives, the king is new, and they haven't been invaded in a while. Are things ever as they seem? Of course not. So a rebellion- which the queen may or may not be part of- is almost expected. But what of the princess Nivh, who is torn between her duty and her heart? And what if the tiny rebel group called the Dawning is much more powerful than anticipated? One thing is certain. Nivh has choices, choices that no girl should have to make. For a long time she was safe, secured as the betrothed of another king and cemented in being queen consort. Now the whole world is upside down, and torn between her country and her conscience, each moment can mean worlds. The world will change either way. But will it be for the better... or for the worse? Originally titled Dawn Over the Hills. Highest Ranking: #278 in Historical Fiction

Everyone is hiding from something; a secret, a lie. Mine just happens to be a curse, one bestowed upon me before my first birthday; a curse that says I'm supposed to die before I turn sixteen. But that isn't going to happen, because I have a plan. You see, it's impossible to prick your finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel if you're locked in a cell.

Flora smith is a girl who, honestly is a pretty average 13 yr old.