They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

If you don't learn how to control your thoughts, you will never learn how to control your behavior. @psychologyK3U

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

Hello guys! So remember i mention i will be writing another fan fiction? Yeah? Okay. So before i post the story let me introduce you to one of the awesome and coolest rookies I've ever know. SEVENTEEN! This is not a story (as obvious as what the title says) it's there profiles and some fun facts about them. Kpop lovers, please let's support them. I have 3 bias in them, it's Joshua, Jeonghan and Jun. Eventually, you'll know why. Enjoy!!

"Aren't you looking? This school has a big corridor, and you still bump into me?" "I'm sorry I'm just in a hurry." "Sorry? Only fools says sorry. Figures." Jerk! I was speechless. He bump into me as he walks away with his friends, leaving me lying on the floor. Oh no you don't. "You stupid jerk! Why did you do that I already said sorry. Who do you think you are?" "You don't know him?" one of his friends asked. "No, and i honestly don't want to know. If you don't want to be bumped by others then why don't you look where you are walking as well? If sorry is not enough then i'll take it back." Arrgghh. I turn my back and walk away. No one bullies me, NO ONE. The first girl, no the first person who shouted at me. And I was taken aback by everything she said. I was speechless. Oh no she didn't. I'll make her life miserable. This is an EXO Fan Fiction. Please bear with the grammars and typo errors. You are always free to Suggest and comments. Don't forget to like the story. Thank you. Enjoy. :)