Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK I HAVE EVER WRITTEN, SO BEWARE.. Kate's father owns the restaurant named Freddy's Pizza.... Kate is really young and loves her father to death....What she doesn't know is her father is the reason for the five missing children...Will it be to late when she finds out? Will her father (The purple man) just make her the sixth missing child? Freddy and the others hate her father and want revenge but, they grown to love little Kate. In this story, you will see that even the darkest of people have hearts. What will happen? Read to find out! :) *NOTE* Just to let you know I'm winging it! So if there are spelling errors I will *Try* to fix it! Thanks!!

Sorry this is so cringy was my first fanfic that I wrote when I was 13. Ripperoni ♡

1985, 5 children where reportedly missing Sarah Smith, Oliver Murphy, Bella McCormick, Haden King and Mike Schmidt. One of them returned the others never did and a resumed Dead. Mike was horrified to find out about his only friends deaths. Two years later, 1987, Mike is spending his 7th Birthday at Freddys, everything was great until Foxy bit him, or what is know as the bite of '87 Mike can't remember anything of the bite clearly, only being bitten and awakening in hospital, near the edge of bankruptcy he has no other choice then to take the night job of being the Night guard of Freddy Fazbear Pizza expecting nothing more than just 6 boring hours sitting in a crappy office in the dark, he gets a frightening experience only for it to turn to some familiar faces, well almost faces. THIS STORY JUST TOOK A VERY UNEXPECTED TURN

Ask any questions and I will try to answer them!!,

Some people may say she was a hero, but to her, she will always be the opposite. She will always be the girl who killed the Doctor.

Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

If you have ever watched the show on BBC America you know that The Doctor is a very quirky character. Alongside his greatest enemies and other evil foes, I will show you 30 Ways To Piss Off The Cast Of Doctor Who. Thanks to everyone who has read my story :D

I am and always will be the σρтιмιsт, The нσρεя of far-flung нσρεs and ∂яεαмεя of ιмρяσвαвℓε ∂яεαмs. [The Almost People] Doctor Who Poetry celebrates the long-running British sci-fy show "Doctor Who" with a collection of fifty poems inspired by episodes, characters, and more. I do not own Doctor Who, all ownership goes to the BBC. All quotes, music, and scenes in YouTube videos or in this book belong to the BBC. Cover created by Nonja18. VOLUME ONE: COMPLETED. Completed on: 11/23/13. #107 Poetry - (9/1/13) #490 Fan Fiction - (11/27/13) 100K Reads - (4/13/14) 125K Reads - (7/16/14) 150K Reads - (10/18/14) Top .01% Most read Poetry collection of 2013. [Editing] VOLUME II OUT NOW.

IT'S A DOCTOR WHO CHATROOM DOES THAT NOT EXPLAIN ITSELF??!??!? note: I don't own any of the characters and whatever...