H Y S T E R I C S Penelope, a heavy invested astronomy brainiac, collides with Toby, a semi-delusional, whole-hearted gay boy fighting against society with one feminist rap at a time (props to Penelope for converting him). ✦✦✦✦✦✦ So, despite the irony of their unlikely friendship, it is imperative that these two face the facts of life: together they are hysterical ____________________ thank you @aclectics for making my beautiful cover!!! <3

"AN ASIDE is a dramatic device in which words are spoken by an actor to the audience that the other characters in the play do not hear." A collection of "Eleven O'Clock Number" one shots.

What do the following support groups have in common? Gambler's anon, eating disorders, irritable bowel syndrome, addicted to trampolines, clapping is painful, anemophobia and cherophobia (the phobias of wind and fun). Two people and a lot of lies. Then, What does a relationship of mutual admiration, constant loathing and love have in common? The same two people. More lies. Mark Twain once said, "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." But, where's the fun in that? "When some people enter a room, they put a joyous smile on the faces of others. When some leave, there is a similar effect. We just happen to be of the second kind of people."

She was invincible and unfixable. She was the woman you'd been warned about since you could walk. She was the smile that robbed a million dollars, and twice as many hearts. {Written 2013.}

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

Of one thing she was sure: it can't be normal to get addicted to a voice, no matter how charming it is. It all started because of a small mistake. Something so trivial, it could happen to anyone. Could it be that there are no coincidences? *Awesome new cover made by the lovely @thelessthanthreegirl. Thank you so much! I love it :D*

•COMPLETE• Everyone tells Leslie she's one of the guys, so she sets out to prove that there are no rules to being a girl. --- watty award winner 'hq love award' 2014

When Avalon Gregory left for a summer archaeology program, she got more history than she bargained for. After an unfortunate accident she is thrust into an ancient battle. Surrounded by enemies, human and non, she must finish what was started almost a millennium ago or die trying. (Currently only half the book is up right now as it is out on submission)

[ChickLit #120 | Humour #442] “A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.” ― Coco Chanel, The Gospel According to Coco Chanel: Life Lessons from the World's Most Elegant Woman Cover by @weeknder