cheesy pickup lines

The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

101 Comebacks (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*

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1,000 Riddles ✔️

Ready to think hard? These riddles (and an occasional joke) will test your logic skills. *Disclaimer: these riddles are not mine (except #200) [ 06.19.2018 #1 in brainstorm ] [ 08.12.2018 #2 in intelligence ] [ 06.19.2018 #14 in jokes ]

Girl Problems

Being a girl has many pros... But just as many cons!! This story includes the most relatable, annoying, yet slightly funny problems all of us girls face. Keyword: us- which means girls only!! Each chapter will be a new problem. Feel free to message me with ideas, leave comments, tag your friends, and vote!!!

Best of Romance on Wattpad

This book contains all time favorites and famous romance novels that are a must read on Wattpad. WARNING: This book will suggest you books that will lead you to a lot of hyperventilating, major fan-girling and a never ending obsession. If you are ready to get the chills and feels, add my book to your library. And if...

Writing Tips and Prompts

It is often said that writing is a skill that is never truly mastered. This is a fact. We learn and grow each and every day in our writing. Maybe it is a tip we read, a word we learned, a video we saw, or just simply a critique we received that helps us grow that day but we learned something and will in some way ap...

Rules of The Girl Code

All the rules of the one and only girl code. To learn and cherish, and never to betray, for you and your best friends. Learn them, use them. These are our laws. This is your bible. It will help you get through tuff times. Helping you out when your lost and don't know what to do. Take a peak and see. Maybe there is...

The Quest for Ramen

[extremely slow updates] / [discontinued atm] Just a group of rivals on a quest to find the best ramen noodles. Random 544 [9/9/14] / Humor 613 [22/2/15]

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'cause sometimes, i swear, i hear voices collection of thoughts

Gambling with Hearts (On Hold)

Zach Brewer has a plan. Win a state football championship, get recruited to a top college, and enjoy his senior year as much as possible. What he didn't count on is being up to his neck in debt. Being a member of an exclusive gambling ring has its perks, particularly the high stake tables, but getting shook down by tw...

Poems

Bunch of Poems I wrote for the heck of it.

Weekly Wattpad Contests

Here is the hotspot for Wattpad competitions. Whether you like poetry, short stories or novels, you will find something to your liking. So stick around and take part in contests to see what you can do. Thanks for joining our little contest community. * * *

Better Left Alone (Yaoi)

He had a beautiful girlfriend, a nice apartment, a good reputation, many friends, a well paying job. What more could this man ask for from life, he had everything he wanted. But little did this man know, that his life was about to make a sudden change. But was this change for the better or worse?

Living With The Walkerson Boys (ON HOLD)

Ashleigh Rose is a few months turned 17, and loving life. Her life consists of going out with the guys, having fun with her friends and just being her quirky self. When her dad suddenly leaves for Canada, and tell her she's living with his childhood bestfriend's family, she doesnt know what to expect. What she really...

Best-Friends with Issues

Selena's life is in shambles. Isolated by most of her family, witnessing a lifelong friendship crumbling before her eyes, and being torn apart from the boy she fell so idiotically in love with, she doesn't see how things could get much worse. But once again, the universe finds uncanny enjoyment in proving her wrong. O...

Surviving Life with the Carson Boys

Caitlyn Walker is 17 year old high school student. She has long, blonde hair and piercing light blue eyes. Her family was pretty wealthy. She's a dancer, gymnast, cheerleader, volleyball player, basketball player, soccer player, and a track runner. She could also play football with the guys. Not to mention her amazing...

Puck You

SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BY W BY WATTPAD BOOKS! Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to Californi...

the institute

These kids have never known anything apart from four concrete walls. kept concealed. Their powers keeping them prisoner , Anna ,amongst many others has never known the outside world and they constantly wonder if there is anything more than this . But when a mysterious man arrives in the middle of the night, ready to...

Down The Deserted Alley

Everyone deserves love. That's what Melody though. Everyone but her. Abused since 10, Melody always though there was an exception when it came to her. Love and trust, two things she had lost over the course of six years. But one boy finds her in a deserted alley, and he some...

Mr. Popular and I

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expect...

Sweet Chances

Savannah Rochester was always the pretty girl during high school,on top of being head cheer-leader she was also the social butterfly which only made her more likable amongst class mates. Now a big time model at 22 Savannah's living in a penthouse in the center of Manhattan, New York. Life's perfect for her; beautiful...

Trouble Screams Yorkley

If I would describe Keith Yorkley in three words, I would say... Hot... Gorgeous... And Trouble... On the first day I came here to this stupid boarding school, I noticed two guys. One with jet black hair, electric blue eyes and striking personality as he was slacking off in front of the dean. I mean who slacks off...

Boarding school for hotties.

He put his hands on either side of my head, trapping me. He leaned closer grinning. The tip of his nose brushed mine. "Tell me you don't want me...and then I'll leave you alone." He leaned down and started kissing my neck. He sucked on the skin near my collar bone and his teeth scraped along my neck. "Ryker," I breat...

Your UnSlut Project

These are Wattpad members' experiences regarding "slut" shaming and sexual bullying. You can now submit your experience to be a chapter in this collection in the form of a VIDEO - or as a drawing, poster, collage, or any other type of visual art. Just message me a link (send it to @emilylindin). If you've already subm...

Two Can Play This Game

Revenge and Vengeance were Rebecca Cohen's new motto. After her boyfriend of one year dumped her, she decides nothing feels better than watching your ex grovel and beg to have you back. So Rebecca and her best friends set up a plan that involves the school's major player; Ryan Atwood and her ex's number one enemy. All...

Falling up

--sequel to I'm saved-- After I jumped from that cliff everything changed. The way I viewed life was dramatically changed. But not what I did in life changed. So what happens when I, fall in love, my greatest fear. My name is Spencer Williams and this is the start of me falling up.

Life in Paintings

"I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream that feels way too real for my own good. I can pat my subconscious on the back for that one, but at the same time, it might be a little over the top." When Mel...

Le book of thoughts

Boarding School

marissa jones is forced to go a boarding school in London after her parents get a huge job opportunity there. cover by @soundthealarm © British_Irish1D, 2015, All Rights Reserved