[ONGOING] ❝i love u a lot babe.❞ ❝I know and I love you too. And for crying out loud, go to sleep already.❞ -_-_- The one where I imagine humorous, fluffy and even sexual conversations that Zayn and Liam most likely have had through text. Copyright © 2015-2016 || boytoys

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

12 April 1934, The Horan family was found brutally murdered in their house. Wife and husband had been gagged and maimed before being shot in the head. Their 17-year old son, Niall Horan, was found in his bedroom's closet. He had been gagged and maimed too, but far worse than his parents. A horrendous smile was cut on his face, his eyes burned away. The murderer was never found. 80 years later, 18-year old Zayn Malik has just moved into the little cottage he bought. It literally is his dream house, in the middle of the countryside, close to the woods. Now he can finally relax on his own, away from his parents and the city... Or so he thought. Not long after he moved to his new house, Zayn starts noticing weird things. He starts seeing unnatural things, nightmares afflict his dreams every night and, what is the tale of the boy, murdered in his very house? Warning: lots of blood. It's boyxboy! Please don't read if you don't like it. This is a work of fiction, so before you send hate, remember 'you can never lie in fiction' Cover made by PartOfMyHeart

[COMPLETED] ❝I hate you so much.❞ ❝Hate me all you want, nerd. But remember. I'm the only one that's gonna save that cute little bum of yours.❞ Or the one where a deadly assassin is assigned to a post that's completely outside his comfort zone; being a bodyguard for a coveted but clumsy and snarky genius-- when all he's ever known is how to gank people. Graphics: @queengemma © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

a story in which harry gets a fake phone number from a girl at a party, but the boy he ends up texting is much more interesting anyway. [lower case intended for description.] [text format] (needs major editing)

Ever since the creation of Emoji people have a funny way of showing their personality. Why not make a chatroom out of it? or the one where Niall joins a popular Chatroom site and meets Zayn. Cover By ZaynJPayne