Dave and Dirk live a semi normal life. That is until they have a run in with the 2 most wanted criminals out there. What will the brothers do with the dorky but dangerous jake and john.

HELLO AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

Kankri Vantas, is a lowblood not even on the Blood spectrum. He has sworn Celibacy and has lost motivation. Although he has lots of friends, no one really talks to him. But what will happen when he falls for a royal? Cronus Ampora, He has a few lowblood friends although he seems to want nothing to do with them. But what happens when he accidentally falls for one? Especially after so many years of the other being asleep. Will the other understand or push him back due to other promises to himself. ((Disclaimer: Cover art Not mine!!))