this may offend some people. warned ya

A collection of my favorite "I wasn't that drunk" jokes. I also posted this on fanpop.com incase you read it there FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME MORE JOKES!!! Xx

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

{This whole story (including the title) is written in the point of view of a skeleton named Papyrus from the game Undertale. I hope you will enjoy the story :3}

Amaya was just a normal person, who met her favorite Creepypasta, Eyeless Jack. He didn't try to kill her the first time they met. But that is only just one thing to the story of they're love. Read along through the two's story and see what may happen. But they must be aware about the terrible events ahead of them