imagine hisoka bagging your groceries ;) i pulled an all nighter to write this ok and a big THANK YOU to @DanielleLevesque5 for making me this new header! please check their stuff out as well!

Book Two of The Wife! This time everything seems to be going well... but what happens when Hisoka finally gets his wish to fight Chrollo Lucilfer? *Cover by @nostalgcs

No one else wanted the job, so she took it. Nothing else was amusing to him, so he tested her. Neither expected what came next. Hisoka x OC. AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is also published on Fanfiction.net under another title, but I will be submitting newly revised chapters that will follow a slightly different plotline here.

*basically crack cause this is wattpad* Nallumi Zoldyck is Killua's older sister and Illumi's twin. She is coddled and pampered by her mother since she is the only girl and her father makes sure she has the best training since she's daddy's little girl. Illumi loves his twin and would never do anything to hurt her, except when needed in training because he refuses to be let his precious twin be tortured by anyone else. Milluki looks to her as his mentor. She's the only one who treats Killua like Killua and not just the Zoldyck heir. Kalluto looks to her as his idol. He follows her around every day and tries to be exactly like her. She is the only one who treats Alluka like a normal brat and doesn't ignore/coddle him which makes Alluka thinks of her as his mom. She's kidnapped while she is out on a mission one day. The family is thrown into turmoil. They finally find her days after Killua runs away. She is then kept locked up by her family since none of them want to experience her leaving again. She ends up being kept inside all the times unless she has either Illumi or someone in the family who is older than her with her. Chaos ensues as she has to figure out how to deal with her overprotective twin after falling in love with his friend Hisoka. tw: mature themes including kidnapping, torture, r*pe, and abuse (does the zoldyck upbringing count as abuse?) ***NOTE*** I suck at updating. Inconsistent updates.

Hisoka can be a little bit... creepy. At least that's everyone's impression of him. But what happens when they find out that Hisoka's got a family waiting for him? Just who is this crazy woman who married Hisoka? And will she put up with his antics for much longer? Changed and edited from xReader to xOC

(Y/n) is a member of the phantom troupe, she is known as Chrollo's pet, a title she truely hates. She finds no interest in the troupe members and only tollerates a couple of them, her petite frame makes all of her enemys underestimate her. Hisoka finds her interesting after seeing the destruction she caused around their current hideout, he is now determined to make her his and is willing to dispose of anyone who stands in his way. Going to give you a slight warning, this story contains swearing and violence. I also feel inclined for children to stay away since.... Hisoka..... yup. I dont own Hunter x Hunter, nor do I own the characters from said anime. I dont own you either so feel free to comment and do whatever. I only own the plot of the story. Enjoy ♡

|2nd place in Hisoka category - Hunter x Hunter Wattys 2016| 21 year-old Ryoka lives in a world of darkness working in the largest asylum in the region, bound to nothing but an everbinding agreement. Free to roam wild but all the while confined like the inhabitants of the madhouse. Her mentality is just on the verge of breaking as she continues to deal with the insanity. Then she meets Hisoka - the king in the world of lunacy. He is different - holding an insight to another side of crazy she has never known before. Ryoka finds her perception of insanity changing after she meets him. But will it be for the good or the bad? Who knows... Ryoka may end up completely broken after this encounter. Ryoka is mine~♡ but... I DO NOT OWN HISOKA, HUNTER X HUNTER, OR YOU READER-CHAN! All pictures and media used also belong to their respective owners. Enjoy~

|1ST PLACE IN HISOKA FOR HUNTERXHUNTER WATTYS| Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical kingdom. The princess was as fair as she was kind. When she was born, a horrible witch put a curse on her. To save her life, the princess was forced to live in a tower that no man was able to set foot in. The princess was lonely and she sang her heart out everyday. A prince heard her beautiful songs and was mesmerized. Eventually he climbed up the tower and defeated the witch, and they lived happily ever after. That's the story people want to hear. That's the story that they are familiar with; that they want to happen. They want to read about righteousness and chivalry, of heroes and heroines, of how good always triumphs over evil. I am no princess; I am an Empress. My kingdom is not magical, there are no fairies, no magic, no happily-ever afters. My kingdom was built on death, and suffering, and the endless tears and screams of the fallen. There is no good in Heaven's Arena. There is the strong, and the weak; and the strong are called Gods. It's not an evil curse that traps me in this tower, but my own stupidity; and it won't be a prince that rescues me - but the joker. I will not have a happily-ever after, it is my repentance for my sin. I dared to challenge the so called Gods... And I won. - |Started: May 2016 || Complete uwu |

♡1ST in Hunter X Hunter Wattys |Phantom Troupe|♡ cover credits to myself Nana was happily, blissfully in love and engaged to Illumi Zoldyck - her long time pen pal. However, her life is thrown out of order when he suddenly cancels their engagement and sends her packing. Humiliated, betrayed, and seething with anger, Nana did the only logical thing one could do. What's that you ask? Why, join up with the infamous Phantom Troupe and get revenge of course! She finds herself with a sketchy business deal, a fatal attraction, and a secret that might just change everything. What could possibly go wrong? |::| Gonna try to update bi-weekly at the latest!

"Papa?" "Hmmm?~" "Will you show me a magic trick?" "Sure, princess~" ~~~~~~~~~~~ Nichi, a 5 year old, goes with her father to the hunter exam. But, her father isn't just anyone. Nichi's father is the magician, hisoka. This being said, nichi can't live a normal life. When her and hisoka get to the exams, she unexpectedly makes some new friends.