Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Fifteen years. The number of normal every-day life. One day. The number of time when my life suddenly took a 180. 8000. The number of miles I was taken away from my home. Two. The number of parents I will never see again, Two weeks. The number of weeks I lived with kidnappers, rapists, and murderers. Three times. The number of times I lost my innocence to three different men. Four months. The number of months I lived a semi-normal but hectic life with practically strangers. Two. The number of children I carried Two. The number of times I was kidnapped. One week. The number of weeks I was held hostage. Thirty. The number of times I probably passed out or fainted. One hundred plus. The number of times I cried and felt sorry for myself. Six months. The number of months I waited until I got to see my children. Thirty seconds. The number of seconds it took before my life fully crumbled before my very eyes. A moment. How long it took for it all to start over again. Save Them, Please? *Sequel to 'Help Me, Please?*

She doesn't remember anything. Their first date, their first kiss, the first time he bought her flowers, their first fight. She doesn't even know who he is. She's forgotten something horrible, something no one wants to remind her of. So what exactly happens when everything disappears?

Aria Grace works at Disney as a princess. On Tuesday and Thursday, she plays Rapunzel. On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Aria is Wendy from Peter Pan. Aria is saving her money up for her mom's surgeries. One day, she hears that a famous band is coming to Disney for two weeks. When she is dressed up as Rapunzul she sees One Direction coming towards her line for pictures. Aria is in for an adventure once she meets the boys and a certain guy from Doncaster catches her eye. cover by: @sighstiles

When Rose finds out that for the summer shes going on a cruise with her family she already knows that its going to be bad. Pretty much the only good thing about the cruise is that One Direction is on the boat too, and she might get them to sign somthing for her. But when the boat hits a rock and starts to stink she knows that that is never going to happen. After Rose jumps ship she finds herself waking up on an island with five gorgous guys standing around her.....

Lotus Miles was just an average teenager who happens to be in a quite rich and very big family. Her family is you say, very annoying, very different. The mom always wants family time and plans family dinners at 4;30!! And her siblings are just to much too handle. When her and her siblings take a family trip to the mall, they, as in everyone else but Lotus, decide to have a little fun. What happens when Lotus' siblings go overboard with their fun and accidentally prank 1D, yes One Direction. But not the old pie in the face prank. Something that can really ruin 1D's reputation.

When 4/5ths of the worlds most famous boyband, One Direction, are kidnapped out of the blue, the world has no idea where to look for them. When two of the boys cross paths with a directioner who is willing to do whatever it takes to get them home, craziness ensues as they try and escape their captor by any means necessary, even if it means taking a dirt bike ride now and then. Will the only normal person the boys have met on their adventure save them? Or will they all be trapped on a ranch in the middle of nowhere?

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?