I honestly don't even know anymore also for my main beaches Corpus Christi and... I'm just kidding for Kiora and Satan ♥ you guys

The story of how you and Joji aka Filthy Frank meet and the filthy (lmao no pun intented) adventures you have together. NSFW

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

My friend is writing me an idubbbz x reader so I'm writing her this. You fly to Japan for a vacation when you bump into a memester Probably gonna be lemon later on cause that's hot

this is the story of my life. My life as Poot Lovato.

You're just an ordinary girl with an obnoxious, non related, brother. For sure most people would know that person, Alfred F. Jones. You then met another man who was new to the school named Ivan Braginski. He was a really nice guy who was a bit overly protective. Later someone similar to Ivan and Alfred came to the school. It was more of their darker side coming after you.

.:OLD STORY:. Read at your own risk ☣

When you moved to Chinatown, San Francisco, you never expected to meet such an intriguing group of people that you'd soon come to call your friends. You never expected to meet an opium-addicted Chinese flirt and eventually fall for him, either. (Genre: Romantic Comedy~)

"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's right; you're staying in Nunavut, Canada with none other than Mathieu Williams, your uncle. Your parents claim he met you when you were a baby... maybe once. But you haven't heard anything about him since. That is, other than he's got a crazy temper and he can be super intimidating. Not to mention he is sort of a psychotic tree-hugger! Great, an entire summer in a tree covered ice box with no cell reception, running water, electrical heating, or a town for the next 50 miles. Will you die of lack of civilization before summer's over? Or will Matt somehow manage to break you and reconnect your rebellious spirit to nature and the earth itself? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for all the reads, my grease-covered bros!!