So, you've decided that you want to write. Or, maybe you didn't and someone's holding you hostage and this is your ticket to freedom (in which case call the police). Either way, if you're reading this book, it means you probably have no clue where to start. Or you need a few reminders on what to do (cough, your and you're, cough). Go on ahead and take my advice with a grain of salt. You've come to the right place. ______ If you are homophobic, sexist, racist, Islamophobic, antisemitic, etc etc. in any way, then please don't read this. You will be blocked if you decide to be an ass in my comments.

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.