To say that Oliver Wood had a slight obsession with Quidditch was an understatement. It was borderline unhealthy. He loved the sport, but he hated losing. While he hated losing to any team, there was one team he hated losing to the most. Surprisingly enough, it was the Ravenclaw team. But it wasn't for reasons that many would suspect, it was because of who played on the Ravenclaw team. Melanie Anderson has been playing for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team as Chaser since her second year. What started off as friendly competition turned into rivalry as she and Oliver Wood made it their sole mission to have their teams beat each other every year. Oliver wants to win for the sake of winning, but Melanie wants to win just to see the frustrated look on Oliver's face because it's just so damn cute. Plus, who wouldn't want to hear the sexy Scottish voice curse their name?

y/n Granger is a magic user at Hogwarts and is the twin sibling of Hermione Granger. What happen when they starts falling for the enemy? There's lots of bad jokes in this book because I can't take anything seriously. (NOTE: I start using gender neutral pronouns at Chapter 39. All chapters before 39 use female pronouns.)

It has been 15 years since Percy Jackson was killed. 15 years since he was banished from camp for a crime he didn't commit. 15 years since he was betrayed by the ones he loved. 14 years since he was proven innocent. 14 years since his loved ones nearly killed themselves with grief. 13 years since his loved ones were given immortality to make sure it never happened again. MODERN DAY Artemis and her hunters are defeated and about to be killed when the use their last chance. Artemis summons a dead warrior to save them and be their guardian, much to the reluctance of herself and her hunters. When the warrior comes out of the ground in green and black hood, vest, jacket and trousers. But the thing that catches the hunters' eyes is the black bow and quiver with 12 arrows on his back and the sword at his side. The warrior is Percy Jackson. Sworn to protect the hunt until he dies. He remembers his betrayal. He keeps his identity a secret. Nobody must know, he tells himself nobody must know.

NOT MY STORIES I AM JUST POSTING THEM HERE SO I CAN READ THEM LATER I WILL LEAVE A LINK FOR THE X READER AUTHORS XX List of X Readers: Once Upon A Time Sherlock Avengers Doctor Who Ouran High School Host Club Youtubers Merlin Supernatural Actors Hobbit Vampire Knight Harry Potter Star Trek

Everyone knows Steve Rogers is Captain America. But when Tony finds him arguing with a blonde girl of about 18 in their new tower, the truth comes out. Annabeth is missing her Seaweed Brain, who disappeared long ago on a mission, falling to his supposed death with another man who has turned up alive. Bucky Barnes. But where is Percy? ***DISCLAIMER I AM NOT RICK RIORDAN OR STAN LEE OR WHOEVER WROTE THE COMIC BOOKS I ONLY OWN ANY OCS THAT COME UP, NOBODY ELSE!***

Percy Jackson couldn't care less what people think of him. Someone didn't like his newly dyed hair? Not his problem, look somewhere else. People think he's weird for hanging out with the friends he did? His choice, not theirs. But if they found out his secret. That'd be bad. Actually, if they found out his secrets. Yeah, plural. Percy Jackson has a few "dirty little secrets" that could mean life or death for him. He has a lot of enemies. Being a demigod does that to you. So does being an Avenger. A/N so this is one of my special AUs. Percy is a demigod. All his friends are not. He's not dating Annabeth in this one, though they are friends. I know I already have an Avengers AU, deal with it. I like to write and have a lot of ideas. Also, I MY NAME'S NOT RICK! Seriously though, I don't own the Percy Jackson stuff or the Avengers stuff. If there's OCs they're mine but that's it. Peace out.

Dean's phone has decided to stop working. He debates on whether he wants to make the trip down to a store to get it looked at or whether to just call in to his carrier and hope their tech support could fix the problem remotely. He had called in a few times over the years, getting a different rep every time, but when a sexy, gravely voice answers this time, Dean is immediately intrigued. Fluffy at the end, and so sweet. I just wanted to write a cute little piece today. :)

Everything was going perfectly after the war was over. However, one day, when a son of Morpheus came to camp, Percy's perfect world started to crumble. He was once known as the leader of camp and Savior of Olympus. However, after much influence from this new demigod, he was known as the selfish jerk of the camp who abused his status and powers to torment the other campers just to give him a laugh. Driven out of camp, Percy searched for a new life while trying to come to terms of his friends' betrayal. He searched and searched until he read of the many worlds outside of Earth and knew then that was where he was going to search for his new life. Hey Guys! This is going to be my Chaos fan fiction. It's going to start out similar to other Chaos stories with the betrayal stuff but I want to focus more on Percy's life before he is sent back to Earth and basically how he becomes the most powerful bad ass in the history of the universe.

What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.

You know all those conversations you had about your favorite tv shows the people around you didn't understand.