cheesy jokes that harry styles might say... the first, original, joke book

❝I'm still confused on why I'm riding a car when I could be riding you, daddy.❞ in which harry is a spoiled princess and gets sexually involved with his family's chauffeur - Louis Tomlinson. © pleasurelouis, 2016

"Be a good girl and come sit on daddys lap."

25 girls, coming from all around the world, are chosen to be part of The Selection, a competition where the winner gets to marry the Prince, and soon to be King, of Limia; Harry Styles. Madison Pearl, a Four, an artist, gets picked amongst millions to fight for Harry's heart. But will her recent break up and the sudden change of life style, going from almost poor to extremely rich, be too much for her to handle? Follow Mady's story as she competes to discover who she is and who owns her heart; Will it be Prince Harry, or Zayn Malik, her first love? Highest rankings: #1 for The Selection #1 for Harrystylesfanfic #1 for Alternate Universe #4 in Zayn Malik #4 for Prince stories #82 in One Direction ♠ Inspired from The Selection Book, by Kiera Cass. ♠ Note: This story was first meant to be a Harry version of The Selection book, but it ended up evolving into its own. All credits still due to Cass' amazing work. Rated 'R' by wattpad **CURRENTLY EDITING**

"You are so, uhm . . . parfait." Harry says, blushing slightly when Louis gives him a confused look. "What?" Louis asks, glancing at Liam who has his eyebrows scrunched together and is glaring at Harry. "Perfect . . . This guy called you perfect, Lou." Liam states sternly, crossing his arms and looking at Harry. "Oh," Louis blushes a bright pink. "Merci." he thanks the green eyed boy, Harry grinning, leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Oh hell-" Liam gets up from his seat and walks over to Louis, pulling him back and kissing his boyfriend roughly. [bottom!harry] © pleasurelouis, 2015 - 2016

❝I want you to be my submissive.❞ In which a teenager named Harry Styles becomes Louis Tomlinsons' baby. {daddy kink} {light bdsm} THIS SUCKS AT FIRST BUT GETS BETTER AS YOU READ ON, I PROMISE. © pleasurelouis, 2015 - 2016

"He saw darkness in her beauty and she saw beauty in his darkness."

In which an eighteen year old girl becomes infatuated with her best friend's father. WARNING: daddy kink, smut, & large age gap. #1 ranking in daddyashton.

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

The story of a ten hour flight in which Frances finds herself trapped next to the famous and obnoxious rock star Harry Styles. All rights reserved © Highest rank: #50 in FanFiction #17 in Short Story.