If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Lolsoteue JUST READ IT AND YOU WILL UNDESTAND

In Disney's Frozen Elsa is a good guy. But she was almost a villain. What if she was a villain? How would the story go then? Find out in Frozen: The Untold Story. In this book Elsa doesn't start out with her ice powers and gets them later in life. I will be writing new songs for them to sing in this book as well as using the songs from the movie. You can just make up your own tune to the ones I make up. Enjoy!

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Merida: the one who wanted to change her fate ~ Hiccup: the one who wanted to be a good Viking ~ Rapunzel: the one who wanted to leave her tower and see the lanterns ~ Jack: the one who wanted to be seen ~ Elsa: the one who wanted to save her sister ***** When pitch threatens the guardians, North adds a new addition to the Big Four. Elsa, queen of Arendelle. She makes the team stronger, but when one of the members gets jealous, the team slowly crumbles, giving Pitch an advantage. Will Pitch win? Will the Team even make up?

The Changeling Apocalypse has finally occured. This time, its contagious. Intelligent zombies meet Equestria in this brutal fiction. Can the surviving ponies of Ponyville reach the haven promised by the time pony or will they fall to the jaws of the infected?

What could happen if you could jump through your computer screen? Or more importantly if you were the only one and could give the power to others? Who would you meet? What would you see? What could go wrong?

What me and Mark text about. It's some pretty weird stuff so brace your selves. And if your in a computer this has emojis so yeah. Try reading this on an apple device.

Hush little baby Don't you cry Don't cut your arms Don't say goodbye Put down that razor Put down that light I know it's hard but You'll win this fight Stay strong<3