When 17 year old November Jones accidentally burns off her left eyebrow in a freak accident, she brushes it off. Nothing a bit of makeup can't fix, right? But when she finds herself shoved into the backseat of her own car as a couple of very big, very bad, and very dangerous-looking men drive off with it, things can't be so easily fixed...especially since it's not just her missing eyebrow that needs to be covered, it's also the fact that one of the most wanted criminal organizations in the country accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl while trying to escape a drug deal gone wrong. Could things get any worse? Well, with a girl like November in the mix, the answer is yes.

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx

They don't cuddle, they don't talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other's arms.

Regulus was not a particularly good role model. He wasn't good with children, he was an awkward being, and what's more, he was a bloody Death Eater. Or, where the Potter's are in need of a babysitter. (posted on both accounts)

It's not everyday that Harry Potter is one day old.

Harry Potter is a little bit confused and a lot in denial. And even more an idiot. Luckily, the truth hits him like a ton of bricks (with a little help from Pansy) before his entire 8th year is ruined. Or, Harry Potter is in love with Draco Malfoy, and he really thinks this should bother people more than it does. I wrote this entirely by accident, when I was meant to be writing something completely different. In any case, hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. The title is, of course, from Shakespeare: "My crown is in my heart, not on my head; Not decked with diamonds and Indian stones, Nor to be seen: my crown is called content: A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy." Feel free to come say hi on tumblr: https://whimsicaldragonette.tumblr.com/

When spoiled toddler Draco's tantrums grow to epic proportions, they threaten Lucius' sanity. Narcissa saves the day with a pair of muggle squeaky shoes. Narcissa buys a pair for Draco and Harry's first child (adopted from the orphanage they manage), and Draco helps spread the (non)magical tantrum-averting shoes. Drarry. family, fluff, and humor. One-shot. Complete. UPDATE: podfic available on ao3 and soundcloud here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11035707 https://soundcloud.com/shilo-quetchenbach/draco-malfoy-and-the-squeaky-shoes?in=shilo-quetchenbach/sets/podfics

"What do I do? Falling in love was never part of the plan." "Don't tell me what to do!" "I think our Moony is in love." "Typical! Its all my fault!" "Take some of your own damn responsibility!" "This is your child too!" "I will never stop loving you." Remus and Tonks. This is the story of the laughs, tears, blood and sweat that was part of the purity of love.

"And I realized Even though you are gone, A part of you will always remain Inside of me. As long as the memories don't fade Like the sun behind the fog on a cloudy day." - A.J. | The Letters Series| On May 2, 1998; Remus and Nymphadora Lupin risked their own lives with the mindset of giving their son a better future. As Edward (Teddy) Lupin grows up with his godfather and grandmother, he learns to write fairly quickly. Although his letters never left his room, he only wrote to the people that mattered the most to him His parents. And every year he wrote to them, not caring that they never will be able to write him back. (Cover credit: somniatis_)

This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.