Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Completed. Unknown No. : Don't stop dancing, shake what your mamma gave ya! I stared at the phone, um what? Quickly I replied. Me: Who's this? Within moments I got a reply. Unknown No. : Don't worry about that baby just keep doing the dishes and singing your heart out. I think It's cute. ;) I gulped, swallowing whatever was left of my bravery. How did they know I was doing the dishes? I looked out the window across the room, staring into the front yard, nothing out there. Just to be safe I closed the curtains, receiving a text shortly after. Unknown No. : Aww, you're so mean, blocking my view like that. P.S. Tell anyone about me and I slit their throats, deal? Woah, crazy psychopath here. If they think I'm going to answer they have another thing coming. My phone chimed again. Unknown No. : Deal? Answer me or I see your mother doesn't exactly have a 'safe flight'. I started to shake as I typed on the keyboard. Me: Deal. Unknown No. : Great :) Goodnight my lovely, I personally think you should wear your white lace underwear tonight. ;). ***********************************. Carissa doesn't have many friends, so how would she know this person who knows everything about her? Why does he keep kidnapping her? Reign Lucas is obsessed with Carissa and will do anything for her, he becomes involved with her everyday life. And with her mum out of the house a lot more, that leaves more 'alone time' for Carissa and her Mr. Pervert. :). Read on and bark on their journey, especially the toughness Reigns job puts on their relationship. Do it! I'd you'd like :*) Cover done by the lovely Roman_renegade, thank you once again for putting your time and effort into this!! <3

Harleen Frances Quinzel, was at the top of her class in psychology, she could go anywhere, but something drove her to become an intern at Arkham Asylum. The very place where the clown prince of crime himself had been locked away. A story of the Joker and Harley Quinn, the King and Queen of Gotham city. Based on the stories of Suicide Squad & DC comics. I do not own any of these characters all of which belong to DC Comics. This book contains mature content read at your own risk (language, violence and sexual content)

To find her missing father, Ember is sent out to find another she's never known. On her way to find Arshad in the city of Wolf Plague, she befriends a traveler. Camillia. A lass that's unlike any other Ember has met. An ally that wields powers she can't dare to comprehend. Yanked out of the calm and settling lifestyle of doing farm chores, Ember is forced into a world of death, deceit, and bloodshed. Ember must learn to cope with the harsh realities of life in the lands she's never explored. All while mustering the courage to step forward. Striving to survive another day. To be one breath closer to finding out why her beloved father disappeared.

Elsa Arrendelle is the smartest girl of frost high. Jack Frost is the major playboy of the school and his parents own the school. Jack always bothers Elsa and they hate each other. But soon Jack gets feelings for Elsa.

Jack Frost is the coolest guy in school. He makes a bet with his friend that he can make this girl named Elsa fall in love with him in 2 months. Everything is going well until jack actually falls for Elsa and Elsa starts to figure out what's going on. What will he do?

Miss Perfect, Courtney Collins, has everything a teenage girl could ever wish for. She has the Pretty Face, Perfect Figure, Popularity, Fortune, Friends who follow her every command and a Super Hot Boyfriend who's madly in love with her. Ultimate Geek, Chad Treyson, is a typical teenage boy who only wish for a peaceful senior year. He is the Smart Guy with goofy eyeglasses, wears lousy shirts, grade conscious, living a normal lifestyle, a musician and a certified bookworm. Put the two together and set a game. A game of love. Who fell in love first will lose. If Miss Perfect falls for the Ultimate Geek, is she willing to leave her spotlight just to be with him? And if Chad falls for Courtney, is he ready to deal with lots of drama and attention? Who will win and who will lose? Is it the Beauty or the Geek?

Meet Skylar Howard, she a stubborn softy. She's struggling in school getting grades that are leading her to the path of failing. Her mother suggests for her to get a tutor, but shes doesn't want one. To her disappoint, however, she's given one without a choice. Skylar imagines a twenty-five year old who will be an obnoxious genius, but little does she know they're the same age. Meet Caleb Scott, a smart sweetheart. His mother is good friends with Mrs. Howard and asks her son if he'd be interested in tutoring her daughter. Caleb is up for the job, not minding the extra cash, and is curious on how it'll go. He imagines a ten year old girl who's struggling in her studies and needs a bit of help. But little does he know she's the same age and with a strong attitude. When they meet how will they react to each other? (Hey, you! Reading my summary (: I hope you enjoy the story if you decide to read! And I hope you decide to read it too ^•^) It's in the process of revision but it's no problem to read it with that going on.