All the DirkJake ALL OF IT I write sucky oneshots with sappy titles

This story is done and I mean not completed, I mean I'm done with it. I made a remake of it so please go check that one out instead, I truly despise this story and it has absolutely no plot. The new take on it is called: "A Heart Never Forgets". I promise it's MUCH better (aka it has a story, a plan, a plot, pretty good grammar compared to this nightmare of a story and it's just better). Sorry for the incovience!

Jefferson comes home to find Hamilton wearing an edible spandex body suit, let's start there.

A bunch of cute one-shots I guess... Includes the whole gang! Taking Requests

Pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree pine tree...... I will make you mine.. Now and forever... ------------- So hey ya another billdip book and umm ya not much to say about this one will be smut because smut is life but I mean ya so read if you like and HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!

((WARNING: contains strong language, scenes of violence and subjects of a sexual nature, may not be redeemed appropriate for some reader. Discretion of advised!)) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Dirk is a demon, heck he is the head of the demons! Jake is a hunter, he is the leader of alpha Beta! The two are so different yet could one little thing bring the two worlds together! The test has been laid out for each of them! The test will be hard, and only one can come out on top! Who will win? And who will fall? Who will be victorious in this little game of Cat and Mouse?

Warning: This is a one shot. There WILL be smut. BoyxBoy don't like don't read.

Knocking at the door. Who could it be? Well, it's your Matesprit, of course. Karkat Vantas doesn't have a normal day planned for you. Oh, no, it's much better than normal. Care to find out how much better it is?