Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ashton Gray is like your normal almost 16 year old. She can't wait to find her mate *********************************************** Jason Scott is the soon to be Alpha of the Dark Moon pack one of the strongest packs in the world When they are mates what will happen? Y'all will have to read to find out

I was tired of being treated like this so "I Said STOP"!!

Alexis finds her true love, Flynn. Flynn has everything that Alexis would ever dream of with this guy, his looks, personality, attitude, determination, heroic, and many more. But something HUGE happens, and Alexis isn't so sure if Flynn is the right guy for her. So do they make up, or do they end up going their separate ways? Read the book to find out!