You can't say I didn't warn you.

Shrek is in Dan and Phils house.

Phil the innocent man child loves cereal, especially lion cereal. He would never save any cereal for his flatmate dan the dirty minded antisocial lad to eat. One day, Dan decides to do something about it, so now Phil is about to get a custom made bowl of cereal coming his way. *SMUT WARNING 12+*

The Hummus Fic 2.0: Ranch Edition By: Katie and Becca "It's like that one word thingy where I say one word then you say one the I say one then you then me and so on but with troyler smut"