***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Annabeth Chase has a problem: she is totally out of ideas on how to tell her best friend of forever, Percy Jackson, that she is completely head over heels for him. What's a clueless daughter of Athena to do? Well, when her other best friend Thalia Grace learns of her dilemma, the two come up with a crazy, insane plan... that just might work. And as Annabeth quickly learns, love hardly ever goes according to plan. A Percabeth story, set after The Last Olympian with no underwater kiss scene.

Lol, you clicked on this book. Ok I'm not going to sugarcoat this. We're all big kids here. This isn't your average one shot book. I'm not writing these just for fun. I'm writing to Troll your feels so bad you won't want to get up out of your bed ever again. None of your favorite characters are safe. Most of them won't get happy endings. But some of them will. Sometimes I make happy things. Actually a lot of this is bittersweet things. Oh well, you've been warned. Have fun! ~Sincerely, Greenninjagal I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON, THEY BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN. AND I DON'T OWN ANY SONGS SOME OF THESE WE'RE BASED OFF.

I will create covers for your stories.

Percy Jackson One-Shots. I write Percabeth, Caleo, Frazel, Jiper, Tratie, etcetera. I try to keep it as clean as possible, but some shots might be PG-13. *WARNING* I do not write Pernico, Jercy, Jasico, or stuff like that. Just so you know. (Cover by @skyealita)

I've seen a lot of other people do this so I decided that I wanted to give it a shot, please remember that this is my first fanfiction ever so I apologize if it's super crappy These are basically just a bunch of one shots with mortals and that stuff meeting percabeth or other people's views on percabeth, hope you enjoy DISCLAMER: I WILL SAY IT NOW I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PJO/HOO CHARACTERS THAT IS RICK RIORDAN'S PROPERTY

Elle Nixon thought she had the perfect life. A publicist to music's hottest stars and in love with a handsome, charismatic millionaire, a baby on the way should be the cherry on top of a charmed life. Before she can break the news to her boyfriend, he mysteriously disappears in the middle of a high-profile FBI investigation, Elle is left reeling as her life crumbles around her. Fallen from grace and landing back in her childhood room, Elle must reinvent herself and reconcile with everything she once thought she was... all while preparing for motherhood. As Elle unravels the web of secrets and lies that mark her past, she stumbles upon a tall, dark and gorgeous man from her past - and she can't help but wonder if her happily-ever-after is still up for grabs. If you like gripping romance with suspense, a dash of mystery, and one woman struggling to reinvent her life, then you won't want to miss Bumped.

Random rants and stuff :)

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

Has your mother ever been so worried that her husband is cheating on her that she sends you to go undercover where he works? No? Well, mine did. Just to clear it all up my father works as a teacher for an ALL boys college. ------ Claire Martez had a pretty normal life, she had just recently graduated a few months ago and had great grades. Recommended for some scholarships. But she didn't exactly plan to go to an all boys college after High School. Nope, not at all. She Especially didn't expect to room with the Caiden Anderson. No, this isn't your basic love story. This is a story that involves secrets, fights and heartbreaks. »»Book 3 of The Undercover Saga. You don't have to read the other 2 books, but you do have to read them for the 4th book and there will be spoilers in this book for the others.«« • Lovely cover is made by @heights • Highest rating: #4 in Teen Fiction ( 9/12/15) <-- I stopped checking this so could have been higher for all I know.