A collection of mediocre short stories written by a mediocre person. Some are kind of leaning more towards horror but there's no one theme for this really. Just something I do in my free time. None of them connect to each other unless said so otherwise. Ideas and suggestions are always welcome! Also, please comment what you like or don't because I'd really like/appreciate it if I knew I'm doing something right or wrong. The cover is done by my good friend @TheSovereignMinds!!!

A new guy comes to your school. The thing is that he's a bit crazy... For you.... (That sounded so cheesy)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

This is a story of Chrstina, the scene kid, also known as 'NinaxxKitty' and her Asian Scene Companion, Ming Ming Bling, who face the everyday first world problems and cry, will they survive life as 13-year-olds in America? Or will they not?

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.