"I'm surrounded by more dicks than a curious teenager." "literally or figuratively?" !post civil-war and the vulture! [MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE, DRUG MENTIONS AND USE, ALCOHOL MENTIONS, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND SOME FLUFF]

✧ -"Closing your eyes, you think of the man who's holding you; what he's been through...you and Spencer Reid are two broken people just trying to put yourselves back together again. Somehow, you are his glue, and he is yours."-✧

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 #🎩🐇🪄 -', ༄ ❪ 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴𝙻 𝙰𝚃𝙻𝙰𝚂 ❫ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 ━ a group of magician misfits band together to pull of the heist of the century with the hope of joining the almighty eye ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ ❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘, 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙧 ❞ ꒰ 🐜 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ ❪ 𝙽𝚈𝚂𝙼 ❫ ❪ 𝙽𝚈𝚂𝙼 𝟷 ❫ ❪ 𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙾𝙲 𝚇 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙴𝙻 𝙰𝚃𝙻𝙰𝚂 ❫ ❪ 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳 ❫ ❪ ©-𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 ❫ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

Ringo Wheeler had enough problems - she was named after a member of a band she doesn't even like, she can't find her favourite record in any store along the East Coast and she pissed her parents off enough to be shipped to Indiana. Now, she has a new set of problems - being the 'new kid', sharing a room with her cousin Nancy and Nancy's intolerable boyfriend, Steve Harrington. Oh, and a demon that escaped from an alternate dimension is trying to kill everyone. [season 1 - season 2] [complete] [book 1] Sequel 'Fast Car' is out now! WINNER 'Best Steve Harrington' by @strangerthingsclub HIGHEST RANKINGS - #1 IN 'steveharrington' #1 IN 'strangerthings'

"But you're right, I am Fred" "My name's Gaia Eruditus. And no, I was not born with yellow hair" She's nothing special. Okay, maybe being a metamorphmagus counts as special. But other than that, she's just an ordinary young witch. That just so happens to meet a pair of twins and gets caught with the issues of The Boy Who Lived. "Yellow? It means happy"

Book 2 Everyone knew the story of the Boy Who Lived. But many weren't familiar with the story of the Girl Who Knitted. Eleanor Ross knitted her way to victory, her knitted garments protected those who fought against the Dark Lord and his followers, and to think it all started with a prank. Back in their fifth year of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley attempted to unleash one of their pranks on the unsuspecting Hufflepuff, and when it failed, they were determined to figure out how Eleanor deflected every single one of their attempts. They discovered so much more. George discovered that knitting posed an actual threat. Fred discovered that behind the innocent knitting was a fearless badger ready to fight. Eleanor discovered that she fell in love with a boy who smelled like gunpowder and cinnamon. The war might have been over, but the adventure was far from it. Book One: Tightly Knit Book Two: Gunpowder and Cinnamon Book Three : TBA

WARNING: UNDER REWRITING AND HEAVY EDITING Read at your own risk! Life started off complicated for young Eleanor Ross after being born to a muggle mother while showing her magical capabilities at an early age. Growing up in a household where her mother fears her, Eleanor mostly finds herself isolated from the outside world as her mother intends on keeping Eleanor's abilities a secret. However, Eleanor finds relief after she turns eleven years old when a letter arrives in the post and a woman comes knocking on her door to reveal that Eleanor is a witch. While things do not necessarily become easier for the mother and daughter, Eleanor finally finds a place where she can fit in at none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A few years later, Eleanor is caught up the middle of the pranking chaos that is brought on by none other than Fred and George Weasley. No student or professor is deemed safe as the twins have dedicated their fifth year to pranking everyone in the castle. So far, it's been a piece of cake until they attempt to prank Eleanor, the unsuspecting Hufflepuff. At first, they are convinced that it was a simple miscalculation but as the prank, after prank fails, something is up. Fred finds his curiosity piqued when he witnesses one of the pranks literally bounce off the girl and becomes more than determined to figure out how Eleanor is dodging their mischievous ways. He wants to figure out her ways, but he and George have to get out of detention first. 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔

This story is about one fateful night, while filming their latest episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan Bergara held his best friend, Shane Madej, close and confessed his deepest, most closely hidden secret. Mild profanity - otherwise, no holy water needed. First published: May 6th, 2017 Originally completed: May 18th, 2017

"Look, if you want to conjure some demon spawn from the great beyond of some shit water, that's all fine and dandy. Just wait for me to leave before you start" I grabbed his hand and he looked at me with raised eyebrows. "Oh no pretty boy, you're coming with us whether you like it or not." "I knew you had the hots for me." He smirked. "In your dreams." I scoffed, dropping his hand and turning away to hide my blushing face. "Only every night!" PART ONE FINISHED: November 6th, 2017 || EDITED: July 6th, 2018 PART TWO STARTED: September 9th, 2019 | Richie Tozier fanfiction | | IT 2017 & IT 2019 | © lostchambers 2017

❝They don't want me.❞ ❝I do.❞ ↳ Charlotte Malfoy loves to rebel against her parents. Fred Weasley likes to rebel against, well, everything. Perfect, right?