Something I wrote like 2 years ago without air conditioning and eating a sandwich while my "friend" was breathing very heavily on my neck. The original characters have been "modified" so I don't get sued. I hate that I wrote this. I didn't even want to proof read this. This story is very edgy, so if the need to cut yourself comes out, (I know that urge hit me while writing this) please do, but with a spoon so I don't get sued. And I DID steal Douglas Adams intro to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There is the credit I don't know how Wattpad works at all so if you don't see some parts you should keep refreshing, it usually works. My author note's are literally just satire Wattpad, don't kill me please.