A version of the hard copy: my randomness notebook is on Wattpad! Access the crap 24 hours a day and read it as many times as you want. Of course it's not got the pictures, but I will try to photograph them and put them on each chapter. I think it was worth all the embarrassment and conviscations. We all do. Special apologies to Harriet Bury, I've just sealed your fate by putting this up here and I hope you don't mind. Ok, begin!