Travelling with the Doctor? Need some help? Well here it is! Welcome to The Comprehensive Book of Rules for Time Travelling Companions, for those of you who follow in our footsteps.

When an unruly stranger and his wife turn up from out of the blue, John and Sherlock are thrown into one of the most alien of adventures yet! Will they be able to crack the case? And just who is this 'Doctor'?

A bunch of random convos with our Favorite Super Villain

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Your child will be gifted. She will be able to do what even Elves have trouble with. Be warned, she may not survive the coming days, but then, the fate of Middle-Earth is yet in the balance." "Now for another, one to keep her steady." But Almiel's fate is her own to decide.

>co-written by issy_11 and erinroseh123< >>description coming soon<<

Imagine a place not so far from here and yet so far away - a town called FANWOOD where every storybook and movie character you have ever known lives, breathes, and eats. A place that holds your dreams. And your nightmares. A town where Loki, the god of Mischief, and Moriarty, consulting criminal, along with a dozen other popular villains plan to reign supreme over all humanity. And only two can stop it. And occasional references to Monty Python. And a glittery goblin king. And an elevator that doesn't work. Join in the adventure. Because this is the ultimate fandom.

Imagine a place not so far from here and yet so far away - a town called FANWOOD where every storybook and movie character you have ever known lives, breathes, and eats. A place that holds your dreams. And your nightmares. A town where Loki, the god of Mischief, and Moriarty, consulting criminal, along with a dozen other popular villains plan to reign supreme over all humanity. And only two can stop it. And occasional references to Monty Python. And a glittery goblin king. And an elevator that doesn't work. Join in the adventure.

A creationist created a device. It brought him riches, luxury and fame. But it also started Them, the Enemy, hunting. But be warned: this book is not for the faint-hearted, or the weak. There are untold terrors lying here, and they might come for you. Read cautiously, and heed the warnings, for they are true and terrible.