She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

My boyfriend or should I say ex-boyfriend Luke Hemmings was on tour when one morning I woke up to see "Luke and Arzaylea" trending on twitter. Of course I called him in 3 seconds flat. "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARZAYLEA?!?!" I scream at the top of my lungs into the phone. "Babe what are you talking about? " I can hear the guilt in Luke's fucking voice. "What. Is. An. Arzaylea? Am I saying it right? Do you need me to fucking spell it out for you? A-R-Z-A." Luke interupts me, "She's no one. Nothing happened." "Oh hell to the fucking no. Don't fucking talk to me fuck you! Tell my brother to call me." I wait to see what he has to say before I hang up the phone. "No babe please, Michael is gonna kill me." His voice changes into a more panicked tone. "Good, I hope he does and if he doesn't I will. Tell him I can't wait to see him when he gets back home. We have a lot of family bonding time to do since I don't have a boyfriend anymore. It's really a shame too the fans liked me, but I'm sure they will love this skank just as much." I hang up the phone.

"Dreaming demons while you sleep, That make you stutter when you speak." In which a boy and a girl meet at a psychiatric hospital, where both are attending therapy sessions. One there for almost beating someone to death unknowingly and one there for being beaten. [SHORT STORY][COMPLETE][In Love and Death Series] [1st place winner in the Waste the Night Awards for Best Calum Hood] Copyright © 2015 by soundthealarm Highest ranks: calumhood #886 [11.23.18] 5secondsofsummer #653 [11.23.18]

"you're everything right in the world." "and you're not." (calum hood au) all rights reserved Translated into: Spanish.

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

Best friends will do anything to survive.

"Calum and Thomas are the same person." "You've got to be kidding me." In which a girl falls inlove with two different people but little did she know that it's just one person [updated info]

it was supposed to be a harmless game, but the spirits had a different way to play.

"why'd you do that?" "because i knew you wouldn't."

In which a pair meet due to being stuck next to each other during a four hour traffic jam.