Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA